Greg's Chart on How to Write a Successful Feature Article for Slate.com
by Greg Gutfeld3 Jan 20140
It’s really very simple. Connect something from column A to something from column B. The possibilities are endless!
| Column A |
Column B |
| THE CHARACTERS IN HOMELAND |
EXACERBATES FEELINGS OF LOW SELF WORTH IN MINORITIES AND WOMEN |
| OFFICE PARTIES |
SUBTLY OFFENDS THE TRANSGENDERED |
| WALLETS |
ENFORCES MISOGYNY AS A GENDER NORM |
| INDOOR SOCCER |
OBJECTIFIES GENDER THROUGH THE MALE GAZE |
| SEATING ARRANGEMENTS ON PANEL SHOWS |
TRIVIALIZES THE ASEXUAL POPULATION AMONG SAMOANS |
| HOW FOOD IS PLATED AT STEAK HOUSES |
SLUT SHAMES FEMALE ATHEISTS |
| THE NAMES WOMEN GIVE THEIR DOGS |
IMPLIES MARRIED LESBIANS ARE INFERIOR TO MARRIED GAY MEN |
| COMMERCIALS DURING MEET THE PRESS |
MOCKS PET WITH ANXIETY ISSUES TO ENFORCE WHITE MALE PRIVILEGE |
| TRAINS |
RIDICULES THE “HERSTORYS” OF VARIOUS NATIVE ANEMONES |
| GREG GUTFELD |
DEEPLY OFFENDS THE CHALLENGES AND STRUGGLES OF THE TYPICAL SLATE HACK |
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