MILO’s 10 Most Brutal Clinton Roasts From USF

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Tonight in his speech at University of South Florida, MILO dropped a number of killer Clinton roasts. Here are a few of the best.

“Imagine the poor liberal feminists who think Hillary will represent them in office. They’d show up for a rape symposium at the White House and find topics like “No one will believe that slut, right?” and “Managing bimbo eruptions.”

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When asked “When will we find out what Chelsea Clinton thinks of her dad?” MILO replied with:

“Well I don’t know think we know who her dad is.”

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“Late breaking news from the FBI, by the way. Hillary’s special podium has been given immunity. No word what it will testify about yet.  Not a replacement for Obamacare, just a massive bureaucracy designed to administer her own personal health needs.”

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“It’s no mystery why Hillary is so fond of putting women in burkas, given Bill’s wandering eyes and hands.”

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“There’s no safe space for those who embarrass the Clintons! Except perhaps the witness protection program. Or an urn.”

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“The good news is, the debate rules favor Trump. Hillary has to stand for the whole thing! No phoning a friend. Does anyone know the dialling code for Hell?” 

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“Assange promises an October Surprise, and I assume that doesn’t mean Hillary losing control of her bowels during a speech.”

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“A handy tip for Hillary… if you start giving speeches to groups of midgets, when the press describes a “small crowd” you can just call them bigots.”

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“That’s right, even I, a fag from Britain just stopping by the States to remind y’all not to be crazy this November — I attract crowds five times the size of Hillary’s.”

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I think Americans are smart enough not to vote for a sharia-compliant White House, and that’s before we even get onto the subject of the Supreme Court.”

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