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Will the real narcissist please stand up?

The two most vocal psychiatrists leading a Donald Trump-inspired charge to change a 44-year-old rule barring those in their profession from diagnosing public figures from afar donate heavily to Democratic Party causes.

The next Maurice Sendak plays wide receiver for the New England Patriots.

“It’s a great honor to be with President Poroshenko of the Ukraine,” President Donald Trump explained on Tuesday, “a place that we’ve all been very much involved in.” Twittericans, a people equally offended by insults to their online nationality, immediately pounced on the faux pas.

August’s megafight between boxing great Floyd Mayweather and mixed-martial-arts (MMA) sensation Conor McGregor may generate more money than any bout in history. And it may hurt both boxing and MMA.

Anita Pallenberg, paramour of numerous Rolling Stones, died this week. She was either 75 or 73, a sixth Stone or a glorified groupie, and the muse for a great band or the cause of its near destruction.

Floyd Mayweather fights Conor McGregor in a 154-pound matchup on August 26 in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Less than a year after Massachusetts voters approved legalizing marijuana and taxing it at a rate of 12 percent, lawmakers already seek a larger take of the dealer’s cut.

The reason one former FBI director dubs his predecessor the right person for the role of special counsel makes him precisely the wrong person for the job, a former assistant FBI director tells Breitbart News.

Elizabeth Bentley learned the hard way that you never get a second chance to make a first impression.

J. Edgar Hoover gave his name to the building that houses FBI headquarters and 55 years of his life to fighting crime. But a successor transformed his name into an unflattering adjective in Thursday’s hearings before the Senate Intelligence Committee.

Former FBI director James Comey’s testimony that provoked conflicting reactions on Capitol Hill similarly sparked diverse responses from two former high-ranking FBI agents contacted by Breitbart News.

Marty McFly tried to return to the year 1985. In a recent TBS broadcast of Back to the Future, he made it only to 1984.

The photograph of a Saturday night reveler calmly fleeing the London attacks armed with a half-full pint glass of beer he refused to leave at the pub shows that though the attackers and their victims lived in the same city they inhabited different planets. Englishmen are from bars, terrorists are from Kandahar.

Kathy Griffin transformed from jokester to punchline this week by holding the image of the president’s severed head. Offending comes with the territory, but some comics mistake this as their raison d’etre. They miss that the essential aspect of comedy, even (especially?) in hyper-politicized times, remains to provoke laughter.

Shannon Briggs, 45, was supposed to face Fres Oquendo, 43, this weekend in a battle for the ages. But in a sign of the times a positive test for performance enhancing drugs knocked Briggs out of the match before he

Memorial Day marks the 100th birthday of John F. Kennedy. Cast as a liberal martyr, the 35th president actually left a legacy for conservatives to cheer.

Hillary Clinton remains the big woman on campus in leafy, liberal Wellesley, Massachusetts. Everywhere else votes her most likely to don her inauguration dress for the remainder of her days the way Miss Havisham forever wore her wedding dress.

“Republican Wins Special Election Despite Assault Charge,” Reuters headlined its Friday morning article. Despite?

Spin headlined its take on Morrissey’s reaction to a Muslim killing 22 in his hometown: “Morrissey Says Something Predictably Dumb About the Manchester Bombing.”

No Notre Dame students walked out before walking on graduation day when Bill Cosby delivered the commencement address 27 years ago. Vice President Mike Pence, who does not socialize with women at venues serving alcohol let alone replace olives with roofies in the drinks of the gentler sex, received no such warm welcome in South Bend this weekend.

They paid for PWR BTTM. They say they got FRT HS DT RPST instead.

Kara McCullough made the Miss USA pageant great again—just not in the way the contest’s organizers intended.

Caitlyn is no Emma, Olivia, or Eva.

The former assistant director of the FBI tells Breitbart News that Jim Comey’s replacement should resign.

The former assistant director of the FBI tells Breitbart News that President Donald Trump fired bureau director James Comey for legitimate reasons.

Like James Comey, the reaction to his firing as FBI director provokes a polarizing response from former bureau agents.

“The personal is the political,” went one liberal rallying cry during the Me Decade. Jimmy Carter, who peaked during America’s 1970s nadir, misremembers the slogan as “the political is personal.”

George Nathaniel Stang gives new meaning to “organized crime.”

On Tuesday Hillary Clinton attempted to explain why she lost November’s presidential election. Instead, she just showed why she is a loser.

There’s not plenty of room at the Hotel California. But The Eagles sued the Mexican hotel, anyhow.

Orioles-Red Sox is the new Yankees-Red Sox—just uglier.

Bruce Springsteen once told his audience that it matters not “which side of the 99 percent you’re on but on which side of history you’re on.” But the one percenter confessed to Tom Hanks this weekend that he long stood on the wrong side of the IRS.

Nothing says “ugly American” quite like getting kicked out of a posh Italian mall for playing catch with a pigskin.

“Through failure, we learn a lesson in humility which is probably needed, painful though it is,” informed Bill W. The co-founder of Alcoholics Anonymous offers a lesson to three other Bills periodically in the news for the wrong reasons.

“It’s about time for those guys to move on in their lives,” Shawn Porter tells Breitbart Sports about Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao.