The Obamunism Bikini

I think the sleeping giant has been awakened.

Now the sleeping giant needs to put on some clothes.

Hallelujah! I was praying about our country. And then, Scott Brown dropped out of the sky. My friend Bonnie was praying and fasting. I said, “Fasting? You weigh 90 lbs.!”

She said, “I am fasting from Glenn Beck. Fasting means abstaining from anything that you love, not just food.”

Oh good. Because I can’t even go two hours without popping a Coffee Nip (hard candy, 30 calories each) in my mouth. Maybe I’ll fast from Coffee Nips in an effort to enhance my prayer intensity. Only God can save our country.

So, our prayer and fasting is working. Millions of us have been praying. And, thanks to Glenn Beck we are learning exactly who our enemy is. Whether you call it Progressive, Radical, Far Left, Communist, or Socialist, it is one thing – Government Control. Those two words don’t register in many minds because our secular school system “forgot” to teach political science and accurate history. Communism destroys freedom, annihilates Christianity, kills people, and doesn’t work. I recently sang my “There’s a Communist Living in the White House” song to a 12 year old. He said, “What’s a Communist?” I said, “Here’s your crash course in politics – Communism is the opposite of Freedom.”

Now, all young people want Freedom. So, why don’t we educate them using their own toys? Hip, sexy, MTV shows, sexy clothes and sexy rock ‘n roll. Let’s paint “I WANT MY FREEDOM” on naked models and place them on a big billboard on Sunset Blvd. Let’s get a freedom rap song anthem, a “We Are The World” event where cool conservatives raise a ruckus. (Well, I’d prefer a Randy Newman tune.) Let’s get a Reality TV show that follows the Tea Partiers, or follows a Conservative Candidate. Sprinkle some “hot” teenagers in it.

More Ideas: 1) Glenn Beck’s Program becomes a required high school and college course. Required reading being every book plugged on his show. 2) Propaganda Art – If the Progressives can use it, so can the Constitutionalists. I encourage all artistic types to start pumping out the T shirts, posters, key rings, head scarves, socks and hats that say “Scott Brown” instead of “Che.” Or skateboards, and boxers that say “James O’Keefe” and “Hannah Giles” instead of “Obama.” How about a miniskirt that says, “I love my Constitution!” or a bikini that lists the names of all the conservative heroes and pundits; Palin, Miller, Ingraham, Hannity, Coulter, Malkin, Levin, Gallagher… How about “I heart Huckabee!” on a snowboard? A cute outfit, maybe a tummy shirt and short shorts, with the word “Rush” all over it. I will refrain from inappropriate Bush jokes.

Or, how about I sell my original art (how does one do that?) to a fabric company who makes bikinis out of it? I call it “The Obamunism Bikini”. On it, in tiny black letters, will be a list of all the horrid, terrible, destructive things he’s done this year; Snitch Program, flag@whitehouse.gov, Gitmo, “Police acted stupidly”, “57 states”, Sealed college records, “Spread the wealth”, Blame Bush, Gazillion dollar deficit, Cap ‘N Trade, Obamacare, Bowing to Sheiks, Apology Tour, Lying, Lying, Lying, Jeremiah Wright, Bill Ayers, Partial Birth Abortion, “I’m ashamed of my country” -Michelle-with-22-assistants, NEA fiasco,Van Jones Communist Czar, Jarrett, “Spread the Wealth”, Marxist Professors, Mao Christmas ornaments, Dissing Fox News, Ignoring”Astroturf” Tea Partiers, ACORN, Lame Stream Media Control, Spendulous Package, Bailouts, Kill Middle Class, Waterboarding, NY Terrorist Trials, Destruction of Small Businesses, Saul Alinsky, Ft. Hood Muslim Massacre, Christmas Muslim Bomber, Transparency?, No Earmarks?, No Special Interests?, C Span?, Barry Sortero from Indonesia. I see red pipe trimming. Little red ties on the side. A matching sarong.

Now, I could wear the bikini in the ad, but I’m not sure that would actually help my career, or help sell the bikini or our cause. I’m thinking maybe that beautiful Mila Kunis girl who’s in that fantastic (changed my life) movie The Book of Eli. She should wear the Obamunism Bikini. Let’s put that thing all over the place, every magazine cover, every telephone pole. Then, the sleeping giant who has awakened can wear the clothes, educate the masses, and be dressed and ready for the fight, the fight of Good Vs. Evil.

Let’s kick that Evil out of our Government once and for all. Oh yeah. Get Chuck Norris on the poster too.

On second thought, is it “immoral” to exploit youth and beauty and kung fu for ulterior motives? Does the end justify the means, as Pelosi recently said? Well, how about just a “TRANSPARENCY” T shirt or “I was RIGHT when RIGHT wasn’t cool?