As always, celebrities joined us common folk in watching the heated Fox News GOP debate on Thursday night.
As Donald Trump, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, and John Kasich tussled with each other onstage in Detroit, our favorite celebrities tweeted along with hot takes, jokes, and, of course, a healthy stream of hate for the billionaire frontrunner.
Below is a sample of Hollywood’s debate thoughts:
Celebs were buzzing over one particular moment early on in the debate:
Yes, that just happened. Trump just announced he has a large penis. At a presidential debate. Megyn, please. Castration is the only option.
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) March 4, 2016
As we all know, when doing standup, a good dick joke kills. Oh wait. It's the GOP debate. For president.
— christina applegate (@1capplegate) March 4, 2016
If you're so secure w/ the size of your penis, one has to wonder why you feel the need to defend it during a PRESIDENTIAL debate..#GOPDebate
— Demi Lovato (@ddlovato) March 4, 2016
https://twitter.com/MintzPlasse/status/705575519555682304
Are you freaking kidding me? It's 9:07 and Donald Trump just assured us his manhood isn't small. #GOPDebate
— Montel Williams (@Montel_Williams) March 4, 2016
Lets get this straight … They are running 4 President . The leader of OUR country & they R talking body parts above & below the belt
— Henry Winkler (@hwinkler4real) March 4, 2016
Enough with the facts Chris Wallace, Trump has a big dick and nazis.
— Adam Goldberg (@TheAdamGoldberg) March 4, 2016
Jane’s Addiction guitarist Dave Navarro and Cher gave Kasich some love:
ONLY GOP"MAN"IS Kasich. Hes Decent.Other 3R Pond Scum,& SHOULDN'T B ALLOWED 2 RUN 4 A BUS😂
MAN WHO TALKS SIZE OF HIS PENIS,HAS NO BIG THING🔩— Cher (@cher) March 4, 2016
If we were looking for the most honest & well intentioned nominees it would be @JohnKasich and @BernieSanders Sadly it doesn’t work that way
— Dave Navarro (@DaveNavarro) March 4, 2016
While Michael Ian Black took a shot at Rubio’s “serious face.”
Rubio's "serious face" makes him look like the guy Taylor Swift just broke up with in a video.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 4, 2016
There was plenty of criticism over the entire proceedings:
Not that it hasn't been all along, but now its just sad. I feel like the Indian in the old PSA with the tear rolling down his cheek.
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) March 4, 2016
Having the candidates weigh in on economics slides at the #GOP Debate is like asking first graders to take the LSATs
— Josh Gad (@joshgad) March 4, 2016
Note the audience. In this shot, find the one woman. All these white guys. The fastest shrinking voting block. pic.twitter.com/1wAsMGxwFl
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) March 4, 2016
The racist rage the audience audibly exerts at the notion of a path to citizenship for immigrants was bone chilling. #GOPDebate
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) March 4, 2016
Tonight I miss Saddam Hussein and George Bush.
— Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) March 4, 2016
I sat on the remote & switched from #GOPDebate to 'Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.' Several minutes later, I realized this & switched back.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) March 4, 2016
These guys are terrifying
— Mia Farrow (@MiaFarrow) March 4, 2016
This is a public meltdown. We are watching it. 😨 #Yikes #FOXDebate
— yvette nicole brown (@YNB) March 4, 2016
Let's all refuse to make cupcakes for anyone who does anything we agree with! I will not make cupcakes for people who believe in hell!
— Judd Apatow (@JuddApatow) March 4, 2016
My TV will not show the Republican debate. The screen is black. I think someone up there is looking out for me
— Debra Messing (@DebraMessing) March 4, 2016
And for Trump:
Wow. So Trump really did tell the New York Times that his whole campaign is bullshit.
— Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) March 4, 2016
https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/705576462284251136
I respect everyone calling @realDonaldTrump on his shit, but this should've happened 6 months ago! He's nothing but lies. #GOPDebate
— Kevin McHale (@druidDUDE) March 4, 2016
"Lyin' Ted," "Little Marco…."
Piece of shit fascist fuckwad Donald?
— Adam Goldberg (@TheAdamGoldberg) March 4, 2016
It was all apparently too much for Sarah Silverman:
Im so sad. #GOPDebate
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) March 4, 2016
I can't. My heart. It's all too much #GOPDebate
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) March 4, 2016
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