Nolte: Former White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki Confirms MSNBC Gig

White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki talks to reporters during the daily news conference in the Brady Press Briefing Room at the White House on September 02, 2021 in Washington, DC. Psaki answered questions about the ongoing federal response to Hurricane Ida, the Supreme Court's decision on a new Texas …
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Former Biden Press Secretary Jen Psaki — AKA Lyin’ Ginger — confirmed the fact that she is joining the NBC News family Tuesday because of course she is.

“Thrilled to join the incredible @MSNBC family this fall,” she squealed on the Twitterz. “Breaking down the facts and getting to the bottom of what’s driving the issues that matter most to people in this country has never been more important.”

This was inevitable, and not just because the rumors had been swirling for months.

Left-wing affirmative action is the only thing holding these failed leftists above water anymore. So it sure as hell isn’t merit.

Psaki was the mouthpiece for the worst president in more than 50 years, possibly a century, and then failed upwards into a sweet-sweeet-sweeeeet TV gig that will pay her for what exactly?

Oh, lemme guess… because another Biden administration refugee, Symone Sanders, is burning up the ratings. Who wouldn’t want to duplicate what’s already proven to work?

Except.

Symone Sanders is humiliating herself and MSNBC.

Who exactly is Jen Psaki’s audience, and can NPR survive the possible loss?

But ratings don’t matter when you’re a left-wing fascist.

Performance doesn’t matter.

At least Symone Sanders exudes a touch of charisma — well, at least until she opens her mouth.

Symone Sanders attends Politicon at The Pasadena Convention Center on Sunday, Aug. 30, 2017, in Pasadena, Calif. (Photo by Colin Young-Wolff/Invision/AP)

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I’ve seen Walmart checkers with more va-va-voom than Press Secretary Peppermint Patty.

But none of that matters because the world of left-wing affirmative action has nothing to do with anything other than looking out for one another and making each other rich and pimping each other’s books and handing out golden calf awards no one earned and slapping each other’s backs and overpaying them for speeches no one wants to hear and waaaay overpaying advances on books no one will read and the lure of all that easy, filthy blood money in exchange for selling your soul to the cause of the State.

NBC wants access to the White House.

NBC offers the press secretary more money than she could ever earn in a meritocracy for that access.

NBC also takes it easy on the administration for all that access.

Press Sec wants that sweet MSNBC gig she could never get in a meritocracy, so the Press Sec behaves in all the correct ways demanded by fascist, left-wing outlets like NBC News — including bashing their competition at Fox News.

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White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki speaks at a daily press briefing in the James Brady Press Briefing Room of the White House on July 27, 2021 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Anna Moneymaker/Getty Images)

Do what you’re told, NBC, and you’ll get what you want.

Do what you’re told, Lyin’ Ginger, and you’ll get what you want.

It’s all corrupt. It’s all rigged. It’s all a big circle jerk. So much of it’s funded with other people’s money, by our money, and the only good news is that it’s all so shamelessly transparent, they’re not fooling us proles anymore.

We see you, you serial failures.

We can’t get baby formula, but look who’s getting rich over at NBC!

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