Michelle Obama: No Pizza for You!

Michelle Obama has a new way to change the diet of Americans: give up your pizza for Barack!

Here’s the latest personal email from Michelle:

I know your life is full — with work, or school, or family

And work, and work, and work …

and yet you still find the time to help out when you can.

You may have a tight budget, but you give what you can afford.

May have a tight budget? And the Dems call Romney out of touch?

A woman recently told the campaign her family skipped a pizza dinner at their favorite place so that they could make a difference in this election.

Michelle’s dream scenario: the family gives up pizza and slims down so her husband can be reelected. Her concern is misplaced, though; her husband’s economic policies are making it harder and harder to put food on the table. We’ll all be slim sooner than she thinks.

That is the commitment that drives this campaign.

If you can support Barack with a donation today, please know it makes a huge difference. If we win, it will be because of what you did at moments like this:

Thanks,

Michelle

P.S. — It meant a lot to me to speak with you and everyone else last night. Thank you for everything you do.

And thank you, Michelle. Just one question: the next time you take one of your hundred-thousand-dollar vacations and eat at one of them ol’ fancy restaurants can you bring a doggie bag? Ah’m hungry.

P.S. – Don’t tell Barack it’s a doggie bag. There’ll be nothing left for me.