North Korea: Kim Jong Un Finds Unicorn Lair!
The reign of Kim Jong Un has now produced a stunning new discovery: a unicorn lair once rumored to be myth. According to North Korean media outlets, a unicorn home belonging to King Tongmyong has now been found by the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences.
The report states: “A rectangular rock carved with words ‘Unicorn Lair’ stands in front of the lair. The carved words are believed to date back to the period of Koryo Kingdom (918-1392).”
Just another accomplishment for the world’s greatest regime.