Florida GOP Puts Charlie Crist Painting on eBay

The Hill: Described as a “privately commissioned, high quality, one of a kind, genuine oil painting on fine linen canvas, the seller listed these tongue-in-cheek selling points:





– Canvas is naturally sensitive to changes of temperature and humidity, just as the Charlie Crist’s political convictions are subject to fluctuations in poll numbers.





– Ornate gold frame made of manufactured wood, similar to the fabricated conservative values of the politician depicted within.





Estimated Value – PRICELESS!