As President Trump continues to deliver peace and prosperity for the first time since September 11, 2001, the increasingly hysterical, outraged, and desperate Resistance could not stop jumping the shark this week.
These awful people are really, really, really hoping to con prospering Americans into believing something as meaningless as a management style is some sort of national emergency.
While Trump continues to make the kind of sound decisions that (among many other things) have turned around our economy, put two superb justices on the Supreme Court (Brett Kavanaugh’s confirmation seems secure), reigns in Putin and North Korea, and have all but wiped out ISIS, all these sore losers, grifters, and left-wing liars have to attack him with is his unorthodox management style.
What they do not want you focused on, especially with the midterm elections weeks away, are the unprecedented results of Trump’s “chaotic” management style, results that have lowered black and Hispanic unemployment to record levels, brought manufacturing back to the Rust Belt, and made the endless War on Terror feel like a bad memory.
This week was especially bad for the crybabies. As Trump racked up a successful confirmation hearing for Kavanaugh and the kind of economic news the media assured us was no longer possible, the pitiful and certifiably insane Resistance went shark jumping on at least nine occasions…
- Aretha Franklin’s Funeral
Al Sharpton, Stevie Wonder, and others used the occasion of a funeral — a funeral! — to trash Trump while peacocking as our moral and intellectual superiors, but they did so in the company of credibly accused rapist and perjurer Bill Clinton and rabid racist and anti-Semite Louis Farrakhan.
Oh, and after singer Ariana Grande was hit with a Taco Bell joke, she was groped.
- John McCain’s Funeral
There they were, all of America’s fading media and political elite, hectoring and lecturing the rest of us about how awful it is to divide people, about how crude Trump is… And these classless rubes did this at a church funeral.
But this happened only after John McCain himself used his own funeral to create a mean-girl invite list meant to fulfill his dying grudges with petty snubs — including Sarah Palin and a sitting president. But we are supposed to believe Trump is the childish and mean-spirited one.
And then there were the Arbiters of Decency in the audience, those who applauded this divisive rhetoric in the National Cathedral, as if to prove once again they are, in fact, much more vulgar, boorish, and crude than any of their intended targets.
- Bob Woodward’s Latest Book
Again, another shallow attack on Trump’s management style, and one with no allegations of wrongdoing. What we have here is just another grift, another chapter in the long con, another attempt to concoct a national crisis over something as stupid and shallow as palace intrigue.
SIDE NOTE: My original title for this piece was going to be “Even if Everything in Woodward’s Book Is True, I Don’t Give a Shit.”
- Dirty Cop Robert Mueller
George Papadopoulos, a former low-low-low-low level Trump campaign hanger-on, the man we are told is the key to the media’s collapsing Russian Collusion Hoax, will serve 14 days in prison for lying to authorities.
Fourteen days! Great job, Mueller.
In the meantime, Hillary Clinton, James Comey, John Brennan, and James Clapper are allowed to run free and wild, even though a credible case can be made that all committed perjury.
Papadopolous is such a snorer, the far-left CNN scheduled an “exclusive” interview with him for late on a Friday night.
- The Return of Lying Crybaby Barack Obama
America’s lecturer-in-chief returned to the campaign trail Friday to lie about Trump and have a tantrum over the fact he is not receiving credit for Trump’s many successes.
Obama actually claimed Trump did not condemn the Nazis and racists at Charlottesville, although he clearly did so on at least two occasions.
Obama also tried to gaslight us into believing Trump’s roaring economy had nothing to do with Trump, even though Trump is accomplishing things Obama said were only possible with a magic wand.
Then Obama lied about his treatment of the media, with the claim he never went as far as Trump. The truth, however, is Obama went much, much further. While Trump criticizes and mocks the media, Obama weaponized the Department of Justice to spy on, intimidate, and declare the media unindicted co-conspirators.
- Anonymous New York Times Op-Ed Confirms Deep State
Some un-American narcissist published a column in the far-left New York Times to brag that he and a dark cabal of unelected, unaccountable Deep Staters are actively working to sabotage a duly elected president’s agenda. But again, there are no allegations of wrongdoing on Trump’s part, just phony hand-wringing over his management style.
At first, the corrupt media cheered this brave whistleblower, until they realized he had just confirmed everything Trump and his supporters have said about the existence of the Deep State’s festering Swamp.
- Chuck Todd Compares Media Critics to Segregationists
In a bitter and meandering op-ed for the far-left Atlantic, Meet the Press host Chuck Todd declared war on media critics, especially those working at Fox News whom he claims are responsible for getting Trump elected and the media’s unprecedented integrity and trust problems.
Todd also compared media critics to southern segregations, which is fake news because all of those segregationists were Democrats, just like Chuck Todd.
Nowhere did Todd suggest that maybe-possibly-perhaps other things were contributing to the media’s credibility problems — like countless fake news scandals, op-eds like the one Todd just wrote, and his own employer, the left-wing NBC, which covered up TWO credible rape allegations against powerful Democrats.
- Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ) Goes the Full-George Costanza
The highlight of the Democrat Party’s norm-busting, pathetic, and disgusting attempts to stop the Judicial Committee hearings for Trump’s insanely qualified Supreme Court nominee was, without a doubt, Sen. Booker’s ridiculous “Spartacus” moment — which ended up being more of a George Costanza moment.
At first, Sen. Shameless Liar claimed he was “Spartacus” for risking his Senate career to make public a couple of confidential documents. Turned out it was all a hoax. The documents had already been approved for public release, and Spartacus knew it.
Booker also acted like he was Perry Mason, running into chambers with the smoking gun to save the day to defeat the eeeevil Kavanaugh, when all Booker held were nothingburgers.
This incompetent boob wants to be president?
- Bill Maher Victim-Blamer
On his Friday night HBO show, far-left comedian Bill Maher ignored the half-dozen or so Democrat women who claim they were groped by disgraced former Sen. Al Franken (D-MN) to smear as a liar the one woman who actually has a photo of Franken groping her — Leann Tweeden.
Maher wants Franken to run against Trump in 2020.
My guess is that Maher witnessed how horribly presidential hopefuls Booker and Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA) performed this week during the Kavanaugh hearings and is now willing to look the other way at alleged sexual misconduct if that’s what it takes to bring Trump down.
Remember, only Al Franken can Make America Handsy Again.
Meanwhile, in the real world, in the world outside of this manufactured bubble where Trump’s management style means he is not “fit to be president,” we are out here enjoying real wage growth, real job growth, real peace, and real prosperity.
And the only thing we find unsettling and worthy of the word “crisis” is this increasingly desperate and dishonest attempt to overturn a presidential election because a bunch of losers can’t deal with a duly elected president’s style.
All I know is that the results of Trump’s style are making America great again, are proving just how horribly this country has been managed by the failed Establishment for the last 30 years, and all y’all can kiss my ass.