Presenting Pisco, the Surfing Alpaca

There are no correction requests tonight. Instead, I’ve been afforded the opportunity to share with you, the Big Journalism readers, one of the very finset of my species. Lest you think alpacas’ skill set is confined to grazing, spitting, and collecting corrections from negligent media types, I would like to introduce you to Pisco, the Surfing Alpaca:

The world of surfing now has its very own alpaca — as a Peruvian surfer “trains” his animal companion, Pisco, how to catch waves.