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Tim Slagle

Jimmy Fallon's 'Tonight Show' Off to Fair, Balanced Start

Jimmy Fallon's 'Tonight Show' Off to Fair, Balanced Start

When Jay Leno left The Tonight Show, speculation abounded that it would be the end of Obama jokes on late night. One month later, I’ve been pleasantly disappointed. While new Tonight Show host Jimmy Fallon doesn’t delve far into the

Late Night Comics Roast NSA, Try to Delete Obama from Scandal

Late Night Comics Roast NSA, Try to Delete Obama from Scandal

The NSA scandal has put the eyes of the world on America, and late night comedy writers are finding it hard to appease Europeans without indicting the President. Although David Letterman’s return from vacation let him mail in a few

ObamaCare Crashes Late Night Monologues

ObamaCare Crashes Late Night Monologues

As the Democrats and White House watch President Barack Obama’s signature accomplishment crumble before the nation’s eyes, another rift has opened up right in the middle of late night television. While Obama has been given a pass for the past

The Obamacare Religious Exemption You Didn't Expect

The Obamacare Religious Exemption You Didn't Expect

In the midst of a pending Supreme Court case, challenging a mandate that employers pay for contraception despite religious objections, it appears that the Affordable Care Act doesn’t discriminate against all religions. While most smokers will be penalized with higher

SEIUper-Size Me!

SEIUper-Size Me!

As fast food walkouts are staged around the country, a possible solution exists that wouldn’t inconvenience franchise owners and would highlight the hypocrisy of the left. I’m not sure if it’s a result of a simple union recruitment drive or the

Dave Caves: Letterman Lets Loose on Obama, NSA

Dave Caves: Letterman Lets Loose on Obama, NSA

There is no better sign of a scandal getting serious then when your most loyal supporters turn on you. If the White House has been monitoring The Late Show with David Letterman with the same scrutiny reserved for our e-mails

Memo to David Letterman: Presidential Scandals Make Great Comedy

Memo to David Letterman: Presidential Scandals Make Great Comedy

While Jay Leno continues to joke about President Barack Obama’s scandals in the proper fashion, the writers over at The Late Show with David Letterman are still perplexed. Since I’m always willing to assist struggling comics, I went back into the

Smells Like Sulfur: EPA Mulls Extra Gas Regulations

Smells Like Sulfur: EPA Mulls Extra Gas Regulations

There has never been a finer example of government apathy for the middle class than last week’s proposal by the EPA to require oil refineries to restrict the sulfur content of their fuel.   As Americans are seeing more more of their

Disney on Trial: It's a Small, Small Settlement

Disney on Trial: It's a Small, Small Settlement

Are Americans wising up on disability suits? A Professional Plaintiff sued Disneyland, and walked away with only $8000; about how much Disney makes selling Mouse Ears for half an hour. A disabled man got stuck on the “It’s a Small

America on a Flatbed

America on a Flatbed

The presidential limo is a perfect metaphor for the economy. The people who claim authority have no idea what it runs on.  President Obama was due in Israel. So the advance team wheels his non-sequestered limo out of the cargo plane

The Left Misrepresents South Carolina Tea Party Event

The Left Misrepresents South Carolina Tea Party Event

No matter what Conservatives do to make their case, the Alinsky-bound Left is determined to continue the narrative of angry white racists. Did you know there was a Tea Party convention in South Carolina, last weekend? Well if you read

Civil: Drug War

Civil: Drug War

Well, despite the best intentions of the devoted potheads of Washington and Colorado, the federal government has decided they will bust people for smoking legal marijuana. What the hipsters didn’t realize when they voted to legalize pot is that President

The Heroic Movie Hollywood Should Make … But Won't

The Heroic Movie Hollywood Should Make … But Won't

While Hollywood is busy fawning over the pompous president who takes credit for killing Osama bin Laden, they’re completely overlooking a story that has all the makings of a film classic. On November 4, “SEAL Team 6“ will air on National Geographic.

Time for a Sesame Street Shakedown

Time for a Sesame Street Shakedown

Social Security has been the legendary third rail of politics, the topic you don’t touch unless you like being toast. Apparently there is a fourth rail of politics: public broadcasting. Though it seems unlikely in a free nation that people

Clint Eastwood Schools Late Night Comics

Clint Eastwood Schools Late Night Comics

The American media was stunned last night to see the first Obama jokes ever performed on National TV. After Clint Eastwood left the stage, media people across the country were mystified. A shell-shocked Andrea Mitchell stammered, “This was exceedingly strange

Hurricane Isaac Set to Deliver Message from Al Gore at Convention

Hurricane Isaac Set to Deliver Message from Al Gore at Convention

It’s coming. It’s inevitable. It’s going to hit approximately the same time the Republicans start their convention this week. Not Hurricane Isaac, but rather the environmentalists’ claim that the GOP has it coming. Democrats are actually more predicable than storm

Horsefeathers

Horsefeathers

In a glaring example of government inefficiency, a recent study found a horseshoer still working for The Detroit Water and Sewerage Department. It’s reminiscent of Lt. Hiroo Onoda, a Japanese soldier who was found on a Philippine Island, still fighting

Biden's Gaffe-apalooza Leaves Late Night Comics Flat-Footed

Biden's Gaffe-apalooza Leaves Late Night Comics Flat-Footed

Even with the gaffes offered by the comedy entitlement that is Joe Biden, late night hosts are having a difficult time tapping into the wealth. The Vice Presidency has always been a topic ripe for humor. Since political satire is

Presiding over a Nation with No 'Class'

Presiding over a Nation with No 'Class'

When the President attacked business owners last week, outrage rippled through the nation as middle class business owners suddenly realized they are “the rich.” This realization came as a surprise: the vast majority of Americans assume they are middle class.

'Racist' Celebs Played Obama 'Cool' Card First

'Racist' Celebs Played Obama 'Cool' Card First

Well here’s something new: The Congressional Black Caucus has now declared the word “cool” to be a racist term. They’re also accusing conservatives of using it that way. It’s not surprising. “Cool” has always been a term associated with African

I'm Melting, Melting, Melt…

I'm Melting, Melting, Melt…

Nothing signals the start of the season more than the smell of a barbeque, the crack of a baseball bat, or a politician touring the Arctic. Yes, just as reliable this time of year as the local grocer putting out

Liberal Cannibalism: SEC Targets Progressive-Friendly Chipotle

Liberal Cannibalism: SEC Targets Progressive-Friendly Chipotle

Modern Liberalism is more about politics than policy. Even the most devout liberals are not immune to the legal harassment levied against other entrepreneurs. By all standards Steve Ells, CEO and founder of Chipotle Mexican Grill, is a model liberal. He

Obama Holds Off on Pool-Destroying Regulations til After Election

Obama Holds Off on Pool-Destroying Regulations til After Election

Just in time for Memorial Day weekend, in an amazing example of evolution, President Obama announced he wouldn’t enforce regulations written by his own Administration. I’m sure we’ve all heard about the ADA swimming pool lift requirement by now. In order to

Weather Service Reminds Americans to Come in Out of the Rain

Weather Service Reminds Americans to Come in Out of the Rain

  There is no bigger motivator for respect than fear, and it has inspired some of the greatest tyrannies in history. On a much smaller scale, in an experiment today, the National Weather Service will begin test marketing new tornado warnings.

ObamaCare Mandate Is Just the Tip of the Left's Assault on Religion

The contraception mandate being enforced under ObamaCare has the Catholic Church under assault, not only by the Administration, but by critics in the media and around the blogosphere, who think the non-existent “right” to free contraception over–rules Catholic principles. Most

Poll Dancing Through America's Safety Net

Wednesday night, the House of Representatives overwhelmingly passed H.R.3567; The Welfare Integrity Now for Children and Families Act of 2011; which makes it illegal to use an EBT card in a strip club, liquor store or casino. The concern began,