Barack Obama Confuses Illinois With Pointless GOTV Email

Obama’s fearsome and fabled, well oiled GOTV machine is sending out emails to the party faithful, urging them to head to the polls and vote in today’s elections. Illinois Democrats received emails that looked like this:

“Decisions are made by those who show up. That is never truer than on election day.

And in Illinois, people like you have some important decisions to make.

The polls open tomorrow morning, which means it’s time to step up, make a plan for how you’re going vote, and stick to it.

Commit to vote, now.



Emily Zanotti of Naked DC is wondering if the president is asking them to head over to “states that actually have elections today and try to do our best to “influence” their outcomes, as is our state’s specialty.”

Because there are no elections in Illinois, today.

Nice one, “Barack”.