Watch: Jon Stewart Rips ‘Cheating F**k’ Tom Brady over DeflateGate

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Jon Stewart blasted Tom Brady on Thursday night’s episode of the Daily Show, calling him a “cheating f**k” after an NFL investigation concluded that the quarterback likely knew that his footballs were being deflated in last year’s AFC championship game.



“Tommy, you cheating f**k,” Stewart began. “Why! You’ve got four Super Bowl rings. You’re married to the biggest supermodel in the world. Your face, your beautiful face, is a wonder of symmetry, a platonic ideal of beauty that can survive even the stupidest of haircuts.”

Stewart could not resist getting a little graphic: “And yet even with these dopey f***ing haircuts, you’re still so handsome I would f**k the hole in your chin.”

Stewart then compared Brady to NBA legend Michael Jordan, saying the greats never need to cheat to win.

“Did Michael Jordan cheat to get his six championships?” Stewart asked. “No. In fact, Michael Jordan decided to play a sport he sucked at just to give other people the chance to win a championship.”

Despite the mauling, Stewart ended on a humorous note:

“If you think that I wouldn’t chastise you if you were wearing my team’s colors, if you think I wouldn’t chastise you for that, that would be correct,” the host quipped.

Check out the segment above.


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