Nolte: #MeToo Frauds at New York Times Gush over Deadbeat Dad Hunter Biden’s Art

Vice President-elect, Sen. Joe Biden, D-Del., left, stands with his son Hunter during a re-enactment of the Senate oath ceremony, Tuesday, Jan. 6, 2009, in the Old Senate Chamber on Capitol Hill in Washington. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)
AP Photo/Charles Dharapak

If your name is Hunter Biden, all #MeToo sins will be forgiven by the far-left New York Times because Orange Man Bad.

After looting Ukraine and China for millions of dollars, Hunter Biden, the 50-year-old son of Democrat presidential candidate Joe Biden, knocked up an Arkansas stripper, denied they ever had sex, refused to pay child support after the child’s August 2018 birth, and is now in the final stages of a paternity suit (he already lost), where he’s now seeking to delay disclosing his financials prior to Super Tuesday.

And the headline at the far-left New York Times…?

Brace yourselves…

“There’s a New Artist in Town. The Name Is Biden.”

Democrats sure got it good.

In the Times piece we discover Hunter is paying $12,000 a month — a month! — to rent a home in the Hollywood Hills. There’s a Porsche in the driveway,  and the forever-dilettante has converted the home’s pool house into an art studio … because he’s an artist now n’ stuff.

He paints all day, and the Times is good enough to act as Hunter’s own personal gallery with plenty of examples of his work — that look like what you might see under a microscope.

“His fingers and forearms were paint stained, blacks and reds deep under his nails, flecks on his jeans and boots, something his wife, Melissa Cohen, whom he married in May after a weeklong courtship, can’t stand,” the Times informs us.

“I always get my pants dirty. I don’t even notice it, but Melissa hates it,” he said.


He’s such a regular guy!

“He has no formal training as an artist,” the Times reports, but that’s okay… Hunter also had no formal training in anything involving Ukraine’s language or culture, or the energy sector, but he still managed to win a $50,000 a month — a month! — gig on the board of a corrupt Ukrainian energy company. And when a Ukrainian prosecutor wanted to investigate Hunter’s company, then-Vice President Daddy threatened to withhold crucial American aid until the prosecutor was fired.

In this 1900-word, puffy rebranding profile, the Times does mention Ukraine: “There has been no proof of any wrongdoing by Mr. Biden related to his business dealings in Ukraine,” so there you go.

As far as Hunter’s Deadbeat Dad-edness… Well, let’s just say that when your dad is the best chance Carlos Slim has at bringing down Trump, #BelieveAllWomen is suddenly no big deal, even after Best Chance Jr. apparently hoped to abandon the mother and the child with the now-proven lie he never even had sex with her.

Here’s all the Times had to say on the matter:

This past November, a paternity suit revealed he was the father of a toddler; he had met the child’s mother in Washington. On Wednesday, a judge ordered Mr. Biden to come to Arkansas, where the mother lives, for a March deposition. The mother’s lawyer said that, among other things, he wanted to know whether Mr. Biden was making money from his art.

Mr. Biden’s lawyer said his client could be available in April, but the judge, noting that Mr. Biden reported in court filings that he was unemployed, said, “I haven’t heard any good cause why he cannot make this a priority.”

That’s it.

Nothing about how Biden knocked up this woman while he was in a relationship with his deceased brother’s widow — after abandoning his own wife of 22 years.

Nothing about how Hunter denied he had even had sex with the Baby Mama — a flat-out lie.

Nothing about how Hunter is delaying providing the personal and financial documentation necessary to settle the child support issue and is obviously doing so to get his corrupt father over the Super Tuesday finish line.

Nothing about how the court is demanding five years’ worth of Hunter’s records, which might tell us an awful lot about the profits involved in looting Ukraine and China while your dad is not only the sitting vice president, but the guy in charge of foreign relations with those two countries.

Nothing about how Hunter refuses to be a father to his own child.

Nothing about how Hunter reportedly refused to support his own child for more than a year, until he was ordered to by an Arkansas court.

Listen; I don’t care about Hunter’s sleazy sex life or his serial infidelities that go back to the Ashley Madison scandal in 2014, and I sincerely wish him well with his recovery after four years as a crack addict. This is none of my business and has nothing to do with whether or not Joe Biden is fit to be president because we already know he’s not. But…

Hunter’s financials are relevant to the 2020 presidential election, and…

I remember what the New York Times did to Sarah Palin’s then-17-year-old daughter Bristol, the same New York Times that completely ignored the news that the DNA test proved Hunter was the father of this child.

And do I even need to say it…?

Do I even need to say, “Imagine the New York Times if this were Donald Trump Jr.”?

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