Miranda rights ghetto style

In response to Now I Can Tell My Favorite Race Jokes?:

A classic from my 80’s college days. 

Hang loose blood, you in deep sh*t,

You have the right to cut the rap,

Slip o the lip sink yo sh*t in the judges chair,

Can’t afford no honky lawyer,

Brother be appointed fo yo a** 

So MSNBC … What do I win?