Rolling Stone Piece — in 50 Seconds

So I just read the Rolling Stone piece with the shitbag on the cover. It’s long, but i can summarize it for you:

“Wow, here’s a really good looking cool kid who loves to smoke weed (a lot — isn’t that cool and funny!) and seems super cool and all his friends just think he’s the “bomb.” He has such great hair!!!!

Oh — sorry – and then the cute guy does something really really bad, and it’s like totally weird because he was such a cool dude –and he was smart and stuff, and a great fighter and girls liked him! He seems really cute to me, anyway!!!    :)

and when someone cool does something REALLY BAD WE THINK then we are really sad.


Like, why didn’t he like us more???   : ^I

It sucks…. why couldn’t he have been a dorky, ugly white right wing christian who didn’t do drugs– instead?
I mean — That would have been more fun to write about!   LOL.”


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