English Channel Migrant Crisis to Last At Least Another Five Years, Admits Leaked Govt Document
The migrant crisis in the English Channel is likely to last at least another five years, according to a leaked government memo.

The migrant crisis in the English Channel is likely to last at least another five years, according to a leaked government memo.

Nigel Farage accused banks and regulators of an “establishment stitch-up” to slow-walk investigations into the politically-inspired debanking of his accounts.

The Labour Party has reportedly abandoned plans for “clean air zones” that would slap drivers with emissions taxes across the country.

Britain’s Ministry of Defence said on Sunday there is a “realistic possibility” that Russia is no longer funding the mercenary Wagner Group.

Local governments throughout Britain spent over £500,000 in taxpayer money during LGBTQ+ Pride Month to promote the leftist sex agenda.

A British police force backed down after they arrested an autistic girl over saying that a female officer looked like her “lesbian nana”.

The heads of Ukraine’s regional military recruitment centres were fired for allegedly accepting bribes from men hoping to avoid battle.

Over a third of the population of the UK are not aware that so-called “transgender women” are in fact biological males.

A watchdog has demanded that UK banks reveal the number of accounts closed over politics in the wake of the Nigel Farage debanking scandal.

Far-left Scottish Nationalist Party MP Mhairi Black has compared people who are critical of the transgender movement to white supremacists.

Polling has projected populist and conservative-leaning blocs to make significant gains in the next European Union parliamentary elections

A Labour Party councillor was confronted after it was revealed she had advertised how she can help illegal migrants game the UK asylum system.

The populist Alternative for Germany party officially condemned the EU as a “failed project” in a text adopted at the party’s conference.

World leaders must act as “ringmasters” to transition the global economy away from fossil fuels, the U.N.’s top climate scientist said.

Home Secretary Suella Braverman said that “crooked” lawyers who help illegal migrants game the asylum system will face “life sentences”.

The British Museum has been evacuated and and a man was arrested following a stabbing outside the museum on Tuesday morning.

There have been no repercussions after Britain’s Royal Air Force was found violating equality laws by discriminating against white men.

British scientists have begun developing a new swath of vaccines in order to combat an unknown future pandemic, dubbed “Disease X”.

The leftist government of Scotland has admitted to felling nearly 16 million trees to make way for supposedly ‘green energy’ wind turbines.

Big banks in the UK have shut down nearly a million accounts over the past year, a paper revealed amid the Nigel Farage debanking scandal.

Russian officials have claimed that Ukraine has shelled civilian areas of the contested Donetsk region with cluster bombs supplied by Biden.

A museum has erased any reference or items celebrating Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling over her “super hateful” views on transgenderism.

German police have lost track of a suspected trafficking “kingpin” after he exploited an EU human rights loophole to be freed from prison.

The French birth rate has declined to such an extent that the birth-to-death ratio is now nearly equal, the lowest level since World War II.

Around 21,000 illegal migrants entered the UK without being detected on the backs of lorries, ferries, or through airports last year.

Britain’s National Health Service will start offering transgender treatments to children as young as seven-years-old in its new gender clinic.

Libraries have been advised that they should bury books from authors critical of transgenderism so that LGBT people are not offended.

An illegal migrant from Eritrea has been given a 13-year extended sentence for a series of “sinister” sexual assaults on women in Brighton.

Vivek Ramaswamy as the vice presidential nominee would give Donald Trump the best chance of winning in 2024, Nigel Farage has argued.

A German supermarket chain raised the price of food items in order to demonstrate the alleged “true price” to the environment.

British government officials reportedly drew up plans to pressure privacy regulators to allow businesses to use facial recognition cameras.

Banker staff at Monzo, which previously refused to open an account for Chancellor Jeremy Hunt, branded Conservatives as “evil” and “ugly”.

Coca-Cola-owned Costa Coffee is facing a boycott over a cartoon of a transgender person with surgically removed breasts drinking coffee.

President Zelensky has predicted that Vladimir Putin will die before claiming victory over Ukraine and that he could be dead within ten years.

A Ukrainian plot to target a Russian naval vessel was reportedly abandoned after Elon Musk denied Starlink satellite internet access.

In a capitulation in the battle for freedom of speech, Denmark is set to prohibit the burning of the Qur’an in front of embassies.

In an attempt to quell the firestorm that erupted over its decision to debank Nigel Farage, Coutts has offered to reinstate his accounts.

Moscow will use nuclear weapons if Ukraine’s counteroffensive efforts are successful, ex-Russian President Dmitry Medvedev warned.

Prime Minister Rishi Sunak announced new oil and gas production licences to secure energy independence, but he continues block fracking.

In the wake of the latest drone attacks on Moscow, Ukrainian President Zelensky said it is “absolutely fair” to attack targets within Russia.
