I am waiting for Media Matters to condemn the President for urinating on the Constitution and I am waiting for Bill Maher to make me laugh and I am waiting to meet someone who has actually watched Hardball and I
by Steve Grammatico31 Jan 2012, 1:12 PM PST0
Washington (AP) Following is an edited transcript of Secretary of State Designate Joe Biden’s hearing today before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee. Moved by President Obama’s pleadings, Biden and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton resigned their posts last week in
by Steve Grammatico8 Jan 2012, 6:01 PM PST0
Democratic National Committee Minutes December 24, 2011 OFFICERS PRESENT Debbie Wasserman Schultz, National Chairleader Mike Honda, Vice Chair, UAW Liaison Donna Brazile, Vice Chair, Hemispheric-Americans Voting Rights Coordinator Linda Chavez-Thompson, No Relation to Cesar or Fred OTHERS Akio Toyoda, President,
by Steve Grammatico26 Dec 2011, 6:33 AM PST0
JOE BIDEN: [handing President phone] Axelrod calling from Chicago, Boss. He sounds pissed. OBAMA: Hey Axe! Whassup? No, I don’t know who leaked our decision to abandon blue collar whites. Soon’s we find the S.O.B., we’ll dress him up like
by Steve Grammatico10 Dec 2011, 3:24 PM PST0
CHRIS MATTHEWS: Tonight, President Barack Obama. Let’s play Hardball. OBAMA: Hello, Chris. Hey, you ever see someone about your ADHD problem? MATTHEWS: Too busy. Sir, recently I criticized you pretty harshly. You came on anyway. I’d like to kiss and
by Steve Grammatico26 Nov 2011, 8:04 AM PST0
OBAMA: It’s finally happened. O’Reilly’s obtained copies of my college records and interviewed an old weed buddy. The wingnuts will have an orgasm when they learn I took a course at Occidental called “Bongs Through the Ages.” JAY CARNEY: The
by Steve Grammatico19 Nov 2011, 4:45 PM PST0
BILL DALEY: You shouldn’t have used the phrase “leading from behind” last spring when you spoke off the record about Libya, Mr. Vice-President. BIDEN: Well, I didn’t, Billy boy. I said Hillary was leading with her behind. Or maybe I
by Steve Grammatico3 Nov 2011, 7:43 PM PST0
January 23, 2013 White House, Cabinet Room First meeting of President Obama’s new team OBAMA: Listen up, people. I got myself across the finish line but couldn’t bring Congress along. That’s why you’re here. Except for Defense, you represent the
by Steve Grammatico19 Oct 2011, 2:52 PM PST0
The following is a transcript of audio recorded in the secret underground lair of Sec. of State Hillary Clinton. Due to the seditious nature of the conversation between Ms. Clinton and several top Democratic strategists, many Bothans died to give
by Steve Grammatico6 Oct 2011, 5:26 PM PST0
REP. CHARLES RANGEL: Hiya boys and girls. It’s me again, your Uncle Chollie in Washington. I help your Uncle Sam take care of you and your mom, and your dad, too, if he hasn’t run off yet. I’m here to
by Steve Grammatico26 Sep 2011, 3:07 PM PST0
JAY CARNEY: Sir, word from the Senate on your American Jobs Act. Majority Leader Reid is complaining of constipation. Says he’s been pushing since yesterday, but he can’t pass the bill. OBAMA: Merde! After I did all the heavy lifting.
by Steve Grammatico15 Sep 2011, 6:13 PM PST0
BILL DALEY: Boehner’s office just called, sir. He’s changed his mind. Says you can address the joint session next Friday at 2:00 a.m. OBAMA: Cheeky b**tard. All right, accept. Eric, have Federal marshals available to round up and escort legislators
by Steve Grammatico2 Sep 2011, 6:05 PM PST0
[As the Republican nominee begins his opening statement, President Obama reflects.*] I Ooooh . . . he speaks, the right’s Orion! Expel your foul dis-charges–phew! Could glares steal breath, Paulie Ryan, ‘Bout now you’d be turning blue! Huh? Big spending
by Steve Grammatico22 Aug 2011, 3:16 PM PST0
BILL DALEY: The delegation is here, sir. OBAMA: All right. Bring them in. Let’s get this over with. [enter Clintons, DNC Chair, Reid, Pelosi, Pollster John Zogby, Jesse Jackson, George Soros] WASSERMAN SCHULTZ: John, tell the President what you told
by Steve Grammatico4 Aug 2011, 7:07 PM PST0
OBAMA: Ryan’s the one who’s giving their caucus spine. And he still won’t budge? VALERIE JARRETT: No, sir. His family . . . release them? OBAMA: Not yet. Give it another day or two. Let Mrs. Ryan have formula for
by Steve Grammatico26 Jul 2011, 5:27 PM PST0
The White House Office of the Press Secretary For Immediate Release July 14, 2011 Press Conference by the President Fort Belvoir Golf Club Locker Room 1:03 P.M. EDT THE PRESIDENT: Good afternoon. As you can see, we’re trying something different
by Steve Grammatico14 Jul 2011, 5:07 PM PST0
ABANDON ALL HOPE OF CHANGE PALIN DELENDA EST Democratic National Committee Unposted Principals’ Meeting July 5, 2011 OFFICERS PRESENT Debbie Wasserman Schultz, National Chair Mike Honda, Vice Chair Linda Chavez-Thompson, Vice Chair OFFICER NOT TOLD OF MEETING Donna Brazile, Vice
by Steve Grammatico6 Jul 2011, 5:24 PM PST0
CHRIS WALLACE: Jon Stewart, thanks for appearing again on Fox News Sunday. JON STEWART: Wasn’t my idea, Chris. Last time, I looked like Kwai Chang Caine being schooled by Master Po. My ratings actually fell off the next week. So
by Steve Grammatico27 Jun 2011, 4:23 PM PST0
CHRIS MATTHEWS: Tonight, Democratic National Committee Chair, Debbie Wasserman Schultz. Welcome, Ma’m. Let’s play hardball. WASSERMAN SCHULTZ: Do me a favor, Chris. Call me Madame Chair, or Chairwoman, or even Chérie. Not M’am, which I find demeaning. MATTHEWS: Ok, uh,
by Steve Grammatico16 Jun 2011, 5:09 PM PST0
[White House exercise facility] MICHELLE: Well, come in, people. Geithner, Carney–get your skinny butts over here and spot for me while I press 250. Everybody else, pull up a mat and sit so we can start. JOE BIDEN: Huh? Why’s
by Steve Grammatico10 Jun 2011, 2:11 PM PST0
OBAMA: So I said, “Damn right, George. The Force is with me.” Anyway, it’s official: Lucas will produce and Spielberg will direct Barack CoJones and the Compound of ISI, with Denzel Washington playing me and Cat Stevens as Osama. Release
by Steve Grammatico22 May 2011, 10:31 AM PST0
Don’t Hurt Me September 15, 2012 New York Times – President Obama has petitioned a Virginia Superior Court judge to issue a restraining order against Fox News contributor Brit Hume prior to tonight’s Presidential debate at James Madison University. Obama
by Steve Grammatico16 May 2011, 2:01 PM PST0
JIM LEHRER: Good evening. In an interview on Chris Matthews’ Hardball last night, President Obama tried to quiet skeptics who believe the raid on Osama bin Laden’s compound in Pakistan was a sham staged by the U. S. military. The
by Steve Grammatico4 May 2011, 5:35 PM PST0
An Interview with President Barack Obama and Michelle Obama May 1, 2011 MAX RESNIK: Welcome President and Mrs. Obama. Sir, I assume you agreed to appear on Shalom TV because polls show your support among Jews cratering? OBAMA: Correct, Max.
by Steve Grammatico1 May 2011, 11:00 AM PST0
Washington (AP) – In a stunning announcement this morning on The Today Show, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton told host Matt Lauer she will leave the Administration and challenge Barack Obama for the 2012 Democratic Presidential nomination. Transcript follows: LAUER:
by Steve Grammatico21 Apr 2011, 4:58 PM PST0