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STEP ONE:  Lump all NSA programs under the umbrella  “spying on Americans.” STEP TWO: After someone explains exactly what the programs do, from metadata gathering to monitoring international communications, you simply say “Where does it all end?” STEP THREE: Work

So I just read the Rolling Stone piece with the shitbag on the cover. It’s long, but i can summarize it for you: “Wow, here’s a really good looking cool kid who loves to smoke weed (a lot — isn’t

Damn, I’m old.   It’s been nearly 13 years ago that an album was released by an Australian group, in Australia, that has brought me nothing but pleasure every single day since then. The band was called the Avalanches, and the

It’s about time America had the intel hearing, and were told about these prevented bomb plots. Fact is, we needed some adults in the room, to clarify exactly what we’ve been arguing about. For the past two weeks, people were

Here’s why the government hates the Tea Party: because the Tea Party was the first inspired, spontaneous entity to call the government out on its political agenda.  This makes the Tea Party officially cooler than all the biker gangs and clubs

So as the looting unfolded in England, many talking heads and politicians linked the violence to budget cuts. They painted a grim picture of a forgotten generation left without hopes or dreams. Yeah… About that. It should be no surprise

So Freakanomics tweeted about a research paper linking budget cuts to social unrest in Europe. It claimed, “Once you cut expenditure by more than 2% of GDP, instability increases rapidly … especially in terms of riots and demonstrations.” The conclusion:

So as rioting in London spreads like plaque on rotted teeth, there’s something more toxic than the violence going on. It’s some of the reaction to it – which stinks of justification. Says one anarchist, while punks steal chocolate: “This

So, it’s hard to judge this downgrade, because it’s like getting a report card from a drunk teacher. I mean – If these agencies were so smart, why didn’t they do it sooner? As Dana Vachon tweeted to me, Where

So remember the Coffee Party – the liberal, media-generated answer to the Tea Party? CNN covered it, so did the New York Times. And around the same time, Jon Stewart organized his rally to Restore Sanity, as a reaction to,

Greg goes to a concert and talks about how mosh pits always have one jerk…and he may have been one of them. Due to the concert, Greg missed Franklin and Bash and worries that he let Breckin Meyer down. —–

—– Tonight: Patti Anne Browne Tucker Carlson and someone else!

And so the summer of love has become a winter with hobos. I speak of Berkeley, where a spring forum was held by the chamber of commerce to discuss a sit-lie ordinance – which would ban sitting or lying on

Ed. Note: Greg’s piece was written before Kunis killed the rumor (see below) that she might back out of Sgt. Scott Moore’s invitation. —– So I love Mila Kunis for two very good reasons. First off: she accepted the invitation

—– Tonight: a barnburner! (not literally – I would never burn a barn) Bob Beckel Andrew WK Mahsa saeidi-azcuy

—– Tonight’s show: Jedidiah Bila! Marc Lamont Hill! and TV comedy writer Tom Leopold!

So this debt ceiling thing is confusing the hell out of me. For one, every President seems to really like it. Case in point – Bush wanted it raised too. But do you know who was against it then? Obama.

So, on Tuesday, Glenn Beck talked about how he and his family were harassed while catching an outdoor movie in Manhattan’s Bryant Park. Now, Glenn gets upset, a lot. So you never know how much is theater. But then Lindsey

So a Marine reservist, whose odd behavior last week set off a scare at the Pentagon, has now been charged in shootings targeting military buildings that occurred last year. His name is Yonathan Melaku, and he was originally picked up

So last weekend Jon Stewart was interviewed by Chris Wallace on FNC. It was a feisty tussle, all about point of view. Stewart’s claim: Fox News’ perspective is ideologically based, following a predetermined right-wing blueprint. As for any lefty bias

So Republicans are desperately trying to figure out how to beat Obama. You’d think it’d be easy: Look at the economy. It’s scarier than Kathy Griffin’s discarded spanx: Dreadful unemployment, a dying housing market, a crappy dollar, rising inflation. It’s

So last week, the Cadbury candy company apologized to model Naomi Campbell. It seems their ad for Bliss chocolates used the line, “Move over Noami, there’s a new diva in town” – a play on Campbell’s adorable violent streak. Campbell

So last night we discussed Chris Titus’s jokey death threat directed at Sarah Palin on The Adam Carolla Show . After an outcry, he apologized…on Facebook! He wrote: “More than anything, I made a joke about a horrible tragedy that

So the perfect narrative for any movie is “David vs. Goliath.” The whistleblower vs. the evil corporation. the tough reporter vs the corrupt politician. the half-naked talk show host vs. a team of rambunctious houseboys. But for the narrative to