Hookers 4 Hillary Offer ‘30 Extra Minutes’ to Nevada Customers Who Will Vote for Clinton

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Sex workers in Nevada say they are offering customers 30 extra minutes of “service,” or a 25 percent discount, if they will caucus or vote for Hillary Clinton on Saturday.

Hookers 4 Hillary includes about 500 prostitutes at Dennis Hof’s “Moonlite Bunny Ranch,” a legal brothel in Carson City.

“If you tell me you’re caucusing or voting for Hillary, I will give you a free lunch or 30 extra minutes to use however you like,” one sex worker named “Kisses” said.

The prostitutes say they are supporting Clinton for several reasons, one of which is that Clinton will prevent a return to supply-side economics.

According to the group’s website:

Bill Clinton presided over the most prosperous time in Bunny Ranch history, which coincided with a tax increase on the wealthiest Americans such as brothel owner Dennis Hof. The Bunnies recognize that thriving economies are built from the bottom up, where the vast majority of their clients originate. A return to relying on the disproven theory of trickle-down economics would only serve to exclude the vast majority of hard-working Bunny Ranch clients from having the discretionary income to enjoy with their favorite Bunny.

Hookers 4 Hillary say Clinton also has “foreign policy experience:”

The Bunny Ranch entertains customers from all around the globe, and the girls have great respect for any woman who can take powerful men from oppressive cultures and make them bend to her will. With her eye on the international landscape, the Bunnies are confident that President Hillary Clinton would also avoid a repeat of the Secret Service’s Colombian prostitution scandal by making sure that her detail “buys American.”

The sex workers also claim Clinton will support government agencies that protect public health:

Nevada’s mandatory testing of legal prostitutes for sexually transmitted diseases is a successful example of effective government regulation. While Republican candidates have questioned the need for agencies like Health and Human Services (HHS) & the Food And Drug Administration (FDA), the Bunnies applaud Hillary’s recognition of the fact that responsible government oversight is a key to protecting the public’s health from widespread disease.

Hookers 4 Hillary say Clinton deserves support because she will continue Obamacare.

“The Affordable Health Care Act made health insurance available for the first time ever to the 500 independent contractors employed by Dennis Hof,” their website states. “With any Republican nominee likely to work for its’ repeal, the Bunnies want to protect the quality health coverage that they now enjoy.”

In the 2008 race, Hof donated the maximum allowable donation, $2,300, to Clinton.

Kisses told the Huffington Post that while she is a Clinton supporter, she would like to see her candidate debate Donald Trump.

“I think it would be helpful to have a debate with someone with experience and someone who is a self-made man,” she said.

Hof says he and his sex workers supported Ron Paul in 2012, but now believe it is time for a female president.

“It should have happened before a black,” he said. “Many of the women earn six-figure incomes, but they couldn’t get health care before.”

Hof said in March of 2014 he invited two of his Bunny Ranch employees to Hollywood for a charity event that was also attended by former President Bill Clinton.

“One of my ladies, Barbie Girl, went up and said she worked at the Bunny Ranch and was on the HBO series ‘Cathouse,’ and his Secret Service guy took a photo with her and Ava Adora using Barbie Girl’s camera,” Hof said. “It was the only photo he took that night.”

Clinton is just barely leading Sanders, 48 percent to 47 percent, in Nevada, according to a CNN/ORC poll released Wednesday morning.


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