The Romneys have what appears to be a beautiful marriage, one that held strong despite Mitt Romney's ambitious political career and Ann Romney's serious health woes.
Bette Midler cares more about bashing the couple's Mormon faith on the marriage front to score some cheap partisan points.
Midler is actually off by a generation, but cheap shot artists only require fuzzy math.
Twitchy dutifully points out that Midler is apparently nonplussed by the polygamy going on in the Obama family tree. And you don't need to scale said tree too far to find it.