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So there’s a really weird debate going on in Illinois, and it’s kinda complicated for dopes like me – so bear with my primitive explanation. In that state, two agencies are battling over whether the names of registered gun owners

So, in a recent Time Magazine blog, the writer reports on a study from France’s National institute of Statistics and Economics, saying men are worse for the planet than women. It seems that men emit nearly 40 kilograms of carbon

So Anthony Maschek is a student at Columbia University – where he’s studying economics. But he’s also a veteran of the Iraq War. He was recently awarded a Purple Heart, after being shot 11 times in Iraq. He spent two

So as I write this, the whole Egypt thing seems to have cooled down a little. We’ve been told that, temporarily, the military will take over. And then there’s the Muslim Brotherhood, who swear on their sexy camels they aren’t

If you don’t know the name Nir Rosen, count yourself lucky. He’s a jerk. Even he knows that. But here’s some back up: after it was reported that correspondent Lara Logan was brutally, sexually assaulted in Egypt during the revolution

Now, I don’t know much about Herman Cain. But last week, I read up on him and found out three things. He was once the CEO of Godfather’s Pizza, a delightful product I often devoured while watching reruns of the

So on his radio show, Mayor Mike Bloomberg said that the cops won’t enforce the city’s new ban on smoking at beaches and parks. So, who will? Us. That’s right, Bloomie said, quote, “This is going to be enforced by

So roughly a year ago, reporters went batpoop crazy over possessed Toyotas that accelerate without your consent – smashing into other sedans, running into and over people, or worse: ruining floral mailboxes that look like miniature versions of stately homes.

So Live Action unleashed more undercover videos filmed at Planned Parenthood clinics. In the latest, the pranksters, posing as a pimp and prostitute, told the case worker that they run a “sex work” clinic with 14 and 15 year old

So the Super Bowl came and went like a fat, sweaty, overbearing relative – and it left a stench in the bathroom that can only be described as the Black Eyed Peas. Yes – once again we are suffocated by

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So a new study from the New England Journal of Medicine reports that having an abortion may be less harmful to a woman’s mental health than having a baby. The researchers tracked thousands of females who had a first-trimester abortion

So, in a segment making fun of rightwingers, the hilarious Rachel Maddow quoted liberally from a website called Christwire.org. The website had urged Sarah Palin to call for invading Egypt – making her a mummy grizzly ripe for Maddow’s mockery.

So like you, I’ve been watching Egypt the same way I watch the Pro Bowl. In my underwear, confused. Because I think I don’t have a dog in the hunt, I check out what people are wearing. Eyeing the men

So Danny Glover is back in the news, in the only way Danny Glover knows how: by sputtering nonsense he cribbed from a pair of discarded swim trunks he found on the highway. Here he is discussing the root causes

So, the Academy Award nominations have been announced, and you know what that means: another article about lack of diversity in Academy Award nominations. CNN.com points out that even Javier Bardem, up for best actor, doesn’t count, because he’s “European.”

Because the State of the Union aired last night, I feel compelled to talk about it, if only because I noticed an odd evolution in our leader’s voice. He’s transformed himself from a Commander in Chief, to a fretful parent

So just like me, MSNBC had an irritating organ removed from its lower midsection. Yes, Keith Olbermann is gone. So people are obviously wondering – who’s going to replace Olby? My suggestion: the great Brian Dunkleman. He is an American

Trust me on everything here. If I say buy it, buy it. JOHN GRANT — Queen of Denmark: Grant is previously known as the ghostly but commanding vocalist of the Czars, and Mike Patton notwithstanding, he’s the best singer on

So Tom Brokaw just appeared on Morning Joe (named after a sex act), to discuss the boost in gun sales since the Arizona shooting. Brokaw explained this upsurge as a bunch of scared lemmings stockpiling their guns in “underground bunkers”

So some on the right say that Obama’s plea for civility shows that he gave weight to the idea that incivility caused the mass murder. It`s a fair point. But I`m gunna take the “high road,” and not because I`m

So since the shooting we’ve heard a lot about the dangers of harsh rhetoric, suggesting it egged on the killer. We’ve also been told that incited anger contributed a ” dangerous back drop,” also egging on the killer. But these

By now, there’s little I can say that would shed light or comfort on the ghastly events that took place last Saturday. As an average joe with a penchant for thinking the obvious, two words came to mind, regarding the

So on David Horowitz’s great Newsreal blog, they pose the question: should gays be allowed in the conservative movement? The person who took the “no” side is a chap named Ryan. Ryan believes that, homosexuality is a “sometime behavior,” and

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So now that Arnold Schwarzenegger is no longer governor, I’d love to see him back on the big screen taking down bad guys. In fact, I even have a script for him. The working title is “HARD VENGEANCE.” But I’m

So Capt. Owen Honors was canned as commander of the USS Enterprise after airing “sexually charged” videos taken aboard the carrier. A lot of people weighed in on this, all saying the appropriate thing. Which is: the videos were offensive.

So, the focus of this special episode of Red Eye is alcohol. Or, to be more precise: the Red Eye stories that made us drink the most. And my pick is the media’s pathetic response to the public’s growing dissatisfaction

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So MTV had a big year, ratings-wise. And they did it with aspirational programming – the kind that shines a light on positive achievements by young adults everywhere. Nah, they just filled the ranks with skanks. MTV General Manager Stephen

So in a recent issue of the Advocate, aging actor Richard Chamberlain told fellow gay actors to stay in the closet. Chamberlain, famous for heart-throbby roles as docs and brooding priests, kept his gayhood secret for decades because he feared

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So, I’m relieved to say the Dream Act – the bill that would provide citizenship for illegal immigrant offspring if they go to college or join the military – failed. My growing dislike for the act came from one place:

So, it was like a sequel to a Rob Schneider movie, and not even Rob Schneider bothered to return. I speak of the U.N Framework Convention on Climate Change that annoyed Cancun, Mexico earlier this month. Mind you, over ten

So Thursday we talked about those creepy emails Julian Assange sent to a young women, as he tried vainly to get her into the sack. She rejected him, thankfully – but while he was pummeling her with lurid, unwanted missives,

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