Good News: ‘New York Times’ Stock Collapses

Yeah, I’m all broken up about this:

The New York Times Co reported worse-than-expected results on Thursday as
advertisers cut spending on both print and digital outlets, sending shares down
16 percent.

Whenever I read about one of these corrupt mainstream media outlets collapsing financially, I picture a volcano lair loaded with henchmen running around panicked as explosions go off.