the swamp

Disruption used to be a buzzword. It was the label applied to Uber, Airbnb, and other startup darlings. It was what every Stanford University graduate used in their Silicon Valley funding pitch. However, the day Donald Trump became president of the United States, disruption became a bad thing in our nation’s capital. Washington, D.C., has long been in serious need of a shake-up. But real disruption is unsettling for the status quo.

Yes, Virginia, there is a political realignment going on. But it is not the one you think it is. Or the one the stupid media keeps telling you it is.

CNN chief Washington, D.C., correspondent Jake Tapper appeared Tuesday to have implied that populist Republican Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) is an antisemite.

A Ukrainian official is claiming that Hunter Biden was only appointed to the board of directors of Burisma Holdings to “protect” the company at a time it faced foreign scrutiny over its business practices.

Hunter Biden expressed regret for getting entangled in the political “swamp” over the weekend while conducting an interview with ABC News.

It is true. President Trump really is the least racist person in the world. Just ask him. “I am the least racist person there is anywhere in the world,” he said this week.

Some encouraging news: Boris Johnson has appointed Dominic Cummings as one of his senior advisors.

President Trump, it has been reported in all seriousness, is a hateful, racist conspiracy theorist hellbent on ridiculing the deaths of some 3,000 Puerto Ricans reportedly killed by the double hurricanes that blasted the island territory last year.

However bad you thought it was, it really is so much worse.

Since the earliest rise of the modern tea party, no political pastime has been more joyous than doling out savage ultra-violence against Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell.

A coalition of rabbis is criticizing the Trump administration for re-nominating radical sexual identity activist Chai Feldblum to the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC).

There is the old adage that if you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. This has always been because the swamp contains the nastiest reptilian creatures that will just as soon strike you in the back as look at you.

The swamp gets sloshed! Republicans stunned! GOP reeling! Blindsided!