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Dove Partners with BLM Activist to Promote ‘Fat Liberation’ Who Ruined UVA Student’s Life over ‘Misheard’ Remark

Zyahna Bryant, who ruined a white student’s life over a “misheard” remark at a Black Lives Matter protest in 2020, has been hired by Dove to promote “fat liberation.” Bryant claims that she is “committed to keeping the voices of marginalized people, such as Black, Indigenous, and Latinx people who exist in fat bodies at the forefront of our visions for liberation and change.”

BLM Activist and Dove's Fat Liberation spokesperson Zyahna Bryant

Lawsuit: Woke Software Company Fired Engineer for Using ‘Assigned by God’ as Preferred Pronouns

A software engineer who was reportedly fired by software company Bitwarden for putting “Assigned by God” as his preferred pronoun on his employee profile has filed a civil rights lawsuit against his former employer. His lawyer explains, “We have a real growing hate against Christians now. I feel like, for some reason, companies don’t think they have rights because of the spirit of the time.”

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Woke Vs. Woke: Uber Places Diversity Boss on Leave After Employees Freak Out over Event on ‘Karen’ Stereotype

Uber’s Head of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion, Bo Young Lee, has been put on temporary leave by the woke Silicon Valley giant following employee backlash over an event she moderated titled “Don’t Call Me Karen” which focused on the negative connotations of the stereotype about white women. Outraged employees felt the event minimized the experiences of minorities, resulting in the company announced, “We have heard that many of you are in pain and upset by yesterday’s Moving Forward session.”

Uber Diversity Chief Bo Young Lee

Linda Yaccarino Said Woke Corporations Should Have More Influence over Twitter Before Elon Musk Named Her CEO

Elon Musk recently appointed Linda Yaccarino as the new CEO of Twitter, but at a conference in April, Yaccarino grilled Musk on his tweets and content moderation policies on Twitter, providing insight into how she sees the platform. Yaccarino stated that advertisers should have a greater hand in shaping the platform’s policies, explaining: “Product development, ad safety, content moderation — that’s what the influence is.”

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Woke Airbnb Suffers 12% Share Price Drop After Weak Earnings Guidance

Woke corporation Airbnb shares fell by 12 percent in Wednesday morning trading even though the company reported first-quarter earnings that exceeded analyst expectations for both revenue and earnings per share (EPS). The decline in share price followed Airbnb’s weaker-than-expected guidance and a cautious outlook for Q2 2023.

Brian Chesky CEO of Airbnb

Woke Advertising Executives Remain Resistant to Elon Musk’s Twitter

Advertising industry leaders from companies like McDonald’s and Colgate-Palmolive have expressed apprehension over Elon Musk and Twitter. Commenting on Musk’s upcoming speech to an influential group of advertisers, one woke McDonald’s executive said, “For many communities, his willingness to leverage success and personal financial resources to further an agenda under the guise of freedom of speech is perpetuating racism resulting [in] direct threats to their communities and a potential for brand safety compromise we should all be concerned about.”

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Woke EA Updates ‘The Sims’ Game to Give Teen Female Characters Double Mastectomy Scars, Chest Binders

The Sims, a video game produced by Electronic Arts that is particularly popular amongst young women, has announced a new update to the game which allows users the option to make their characters confused about their sex, including giving young female characters double mastectomy scars and chest binders. Popular commentator Libs of TikTok remarked, “They’re teaching young healthy girls that it’s ok to chop off their breasts.”

The Sims transgender characters

Lawsuit: Male Google Exec Was Fired After Rejecting Female Boss Who Groped Him

A former Google executive claims in a lawsuit that he was fired for turning down a higher-ranking female executive’s unwanted advances. According to the lawsuit, a Google HR representative “openly admitted … that if the complaint was ‘in reverse’ — a female accusing a white male of harassment — the complaint would certainly be escalated.”

Noogler Hat for new Google employees

Major Companies Pile On Twitter Advertising Pause Following Elon Musk’s Takeover

General Mills and Audi recently stated that they are pausing advertising on Twitter following Elon Musk’s acquisition of the platform. Musk responded to advertisers in general stopping their ad buys, saying the company has a “massive drop in revenue,” adding that he feels the drop is “Extremely messed up! They’re trying to destroy free speech in America.”

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