Chiefs Security Guard Mauls Fan Who Runs Onto Field

Justin Simmons, Travis Kelce
The Associated Press

A 346-pound man masquerading as Tim Tebow tried to steal the spotlight on Sunday night, after the Chiefs Dontari Poe brilliantly executed the “Bloated Tebow” jump pass on his way to becoming the heaviest man in NFL history to ever throw a touchdown pass.

Yet, the real show stealer occurred via a superhero moonlighting as a stadium security guard who unleashed his powers on an unsuspecting mortal who dared run onto his turf.

The Chiefs might want to clear some space on their practice squad for this guy:

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