Giant Squirrel Stalks Hillary on Campaign Book Tour
Fox News has reported that a giant squirrel has been stalking former first lady Hillary Clinton during her national book tour, where she has been touting Hard Choices and, some say, initiating her campaign to run for President in 2016.
The feisty creature, unlike other squirrels, is wearing a T-shirt saying, “Another Clinton in the White House is Nuts.”
In fact, the squirrel is a Republican National Committee intern dressed in a furry suit, who followed Clinton to a book signing at George Washington University in Washington, D.C. The squirrel/intern has been handing out leaflets and ridiculing the former secretary of state.
Even though the book tour has afforded Clinton millions of dollars in free media attention, according to a new Gallup poll, her popularity has been dwindling in the polls. Moreover, a new Bloomberg poll reveals that Hillary is down four points in popularity just since March and is down a whopping 18% since December 2012.