Star Wars

After Kathleen Kennedy DEI-ed Star Wars, Indiana Jones, and Willow to death, the Disney Grooming Syndicate is finally ridding itself of her, a new report says.

Actor, writer and rapper Donald Glover is opening up about his recent health issues.

Nolte: The Disney Grooming Syndicate spent a quarter of a billion — with a “B” — to produce the flop Star Wars streaming series, The Acolyte.

Actor Mark Hamill revealed that he planned to leave the United States after President Donald Trump defeated former Vice President Kamala Harris in the 2024 election.

Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker (D) is once again on the receiving end of a flood of fat jokes. The potential Democratic Party presidential contender posted a “May the 4th” photo, celebrating the unofficial “Star Wars” holiday, of himself dressed up as Luke Skywalker and his wife as Princesses Leia. 

The White House shared a “Star Wars,” May 4th Day image with an immigration message calling those who oppose the president’s policies “radical left lunatics” who are fighting to bring dangerous criminals back into the U.S.

The Disney Grooming Syndicate has now added rape and lesbianism to the Star Wars world, in this case the streaming series Andor. And so, we have yet another reminder that it is no longer safe for decent parents to leave their children alone with Disney.

Actor John Boyega knocked the “Star Wars” franchise for being “so white” that fans could not accept a black hero, relegating them to basic friends and sidekicks.

Actor Pedro Pascal has been replying to comments on a virtue-signaling, pro-transgender Instagram post, informing fans that he is pleased to hear they are unfollowing him.

The best news Star Wars fans have received since we watched in disgust as Luke Skywalker tossed away his father’s lightsaber in The Last Jedi (2017), is that Lucasfilm would dump franchise serial killer Kathleen Kennedy by the end of this year.

Disney’s Lucasfilm boss Kathleen Kennedy is readying to step down and leave the smoking ruin of the Star Wars franchise behind while she heads for retirement, multiple reports Monday claimed.

Skeleton Crew, the latest Star Wars streaming series from Disney, is the grooming syndicate’s biggest failure yet.

Disney’s “Star Wars” star Mark Hamill is wondering how many of his fans plan to boycott watching any part of the coverage of President-elect Donald Trump’s upcoming inauguration ceremony, weeks before the historic event.

The Disney Grooming Syndicate has so woke-raped “Star Wars,” it’s latest streaming series, “Skeleton Crew,” flopped without making a sound.

Some fans were shocked upon seeing the unhinged, anti-Trump diatribe delivered by “Star Wars” star Mark Hamill who went into a spittle-specked rage over Trump while defiantly claiming he does not care how many fans he upsets with his hate for the President-elect.

A high-ranking executive for the Walt Disney Company has offered an explanation why the woke Disney+ “Star Wars” spin-off series “The Acolyte” was cancelled after just one season, saying the show didn’t perform well enough to justify its cost — which one estimate put close to a quarter of a billion dollars.

Disney is once again pushing wokeness into its “Star Wars” universe of shows, this time by pushing the radical LGBTQ agenda and featuring “two moms” as a pre-teen character’s parents.

The Disney+ streaming service is reportedly facing an exodus of advertisers from its ad-supported tier after subscriptions failed to meet expectations and several high-profile “Star Wars” and other Lucasfilm series flopped with viewers.

Outgoing Rep. Jamaal Bowman (D-NY) — a member of the far-left “Squad” — is demanding that the next “Star Wars” movie features a black Jedi lead character, saying he will refuse to watch and will even denounce the movie franchise if his demand isn’t met.

The Disney Grooming Syndicate has been forced to cancel another “Star Wars” movie and replace it with “Ice Age 6.”

A transgender woman (i.e., a man) named “Sister” who wears armor painted in the colors of the trans flag is the latest stormtrooper added to the increasingly insufferable and stupid “Star Wars” universe.

James Earl Jones — the illustrious actor with a universally recognized baritone voice who starred in numerous movies and stage productions but who will forever be known as the voice of Darth Vader in the “Star Wars” movies — has died, according to multiple reports. He was 93.

Amandla Stenberg, who rose to prominence on the The Acolyte, said vitriolic and hateful Star Wars fans were responsible for the show’s demise. 

I know, I know, who could’ve ever guessed that the “gayest Star Wars yet” would fail to find an audience—you know, other than every Normal Person on the planet.  

Through obnoxious politicking, ham-fisted lectures, smug girlbosses, child-grooming, and a demonic desire to tear down everything that made Star Wars and Marvel cultural phenomenons, Disney has destroyed what were once golden goose franchises that could do no wrong.

Nolte: Lucasfilm chiefstress Kathleen “Franchise Killer” Kennedy is ready to retire but wants to go out on a win, a report says.

Oh noes, does this mean two hairy guys won’t be necking like we saw in that hideous flop The Eternals?

Entrepreneur Elon Musk took a swipe at Disney’s failing “Star Wars” universe of programs and said that the “woke propaganda” the Mouse House is pushing is more “deadly” than the Death Star to the film series.

Leslye Headland, former assistant to convicted sex offender Harvey Weinstein and showrunner for Disney’s The Acolyte, is walking back the viral interview moment where she agreed the series is “the gayest Star Wars” ever.

Leslye Headland, creator of the new Disney+ series The Acolyte, says it’s “really reductive” to label an all-female witch coven as lesbians and urges viewers to pay more attention to the story.

Actress Amandla Stenberg — star of Disney’s lesbian witch-focused Star Wars series, “The Acolyte” — posted a music video attacking “racists” and lamenting how much oppression she has experienced in the past 400 years.

The Disney Grooming Syndicate’s latest piece of “Star Wars” gay fanfic has hit a new record low, breaking one previously held by itself.

Nolte: Disney’s “The Acolyte” is hated by Normal People more than any other “Star Wars” streaming series on Disney+.

Doctor Who, which streams exclusively on Disney+, has aired its title character’s first gay kiss shortly after Bob Iger told worried investors that the company would dial back its extreme woke messaging.

The Disney Grooming Syndicate is proud to announce — during Pride Month — that the latest Disney+ streaming series, The Acolyte, is the “gayest Star Wars yet.”