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Why Is Glenn Beck Surrounded by Pie?

Build your own custom video playlist at embedr.com Michelle Obama: “Then someone is going to have to give up a piece of their pie so that someone else can have more.”

White House Hypocrisy on Executive Privilege

Congress wants the White House staff director involved in the now-infamous “gatecrasher” dinner to explain what happened. She won’t, because President Obama is invoking executive privilege. While there’s a decent claim for executive privilege here, Barack Obama’s hypocrisy is nothing

White House Unveils Holiday Decorations

AP: Inspiration for the Obamas’ first Christmas in the White House came from the house itself. First lady Michelle Obama chose traditional decorations to reflect the scale, architecture and color palette of each room.

Michelle Obama Politicizes the Food Network

I have a confession to make. I hate politics. That’s why I write about it, because I enjoy making fun of it. And one of the reasons I write for Big Hollywood is I am sick of other people’s politics

White House Painting: Obama Throws Artist Under the Bus

Today, the Washington Post reported that a painting by artist Alma Thomas entitled “Watusi (Hard Edge)” was being removed from the White House’s East Wing. For those who don’t remember, Thomas’ painting is a plagiaristic copy of Henri Matisse’s “The

White House Painting: Obama Throws Artist Under the Bus

Today, the Washington Post reported that a painting by artist Alma Thomas entitled “Watusi (Hard Edge)” was being removed from the White House’s East Wing. For those who don’t remember, Thomas’ painting is a plagiaristic copy of Henri Matisse’s “The

Obama vs. The American Businessman

Okay, it’s time to finally admit it: Barack Obama hates businessmen. Not just certain businessmen, mind you, but the entire profession. Of course President Obama will deny this. He told Businessweek magazine in a recent interview that he is not

$373 Million to Stimulate Vending Machines

Byron York, in today’s Examiner: First Lady Michelle Obama visited the headquarters of the Department of Health and Human Services in Washington Tuesday. She devoted much of her talk to “the growing threat of obesity, particularly childhood obesity” in the

Let Them Eat Kale

So I guess it’s the schoolyard chivalry I was raised on that taught me you never beat up on the girl. Thus, I have held my tongue in regards to the good First Lady, Michelle Obama. But now it has

First Lady Says US Health Care is 'Unacceptable'

AP: First lady Michelle Obama says the current state of health care in the U.S. is unacceptable and women have an important role to play in changing that. The first lady and Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius spoke

Forming the 'Leave Me Alone' Party

“Barack Obama will require you to work. He is going to demand that you shed your cynicism. That you put down your divisions. That you come out of your isolation, that you move out of your comfort zones. That you

'NewsBusted' 8/14/09 — Fake News from the Right

[youtube XyJeIyb1m40 nolink] In this episode, “NewsBusted” covers: President Obama, George W. Bush, CNN poll, Unemployment, William Jefferson, Lost Lottery Tickets, Rupert Murdoch, New York Times, Michelle Obama, Vanity Fair Magazine, AIDS, and Brad Garrett.

'NewsBusted' 8/04/09 — Fake News from the Right

[youtube UH3bakuWRWI nolink] In this episode, “NewsBusted” covers: Health Care Bill, Nancy Pelosi, USA TODAY, President Obama, Professor Gates, Sergeant Crowley, Joe Biden, Cash For Clunkers, Michelle Obama’s Garden, ACORN, Sean Penn, ABC News, and Jennifer Aniston.

'NewsBusted' 7/31/09 — Fake News from the Right

[youtube ceQHFTQfo74 nolink] In this episode, “NewsBusted” covers: American Health Care, Congressional Democrats, President Obama, Congressional Budget Office, Rahm Emanuel, The Economy, Afghanistan, Global Warming, Michelle Obama, Walter Cronkite, Cruise Ship Murder, and Coldplay.

Did You Hear the One About President Obama?

You know, people, it’s a damn shame. I remember when great comedians like Richard Pryor and Lenny Bruce held nothing sacred. I know I don’t. And so many comedians, especially late-nighters, are really missing the boat with President Obama. There’s

It Sucks To Be You, Dave!

I have had it with Letterman! I used to defend this guy to all of my friends who liked Leno better. I would say from a comic stand point that Jay was a great comic but Letterman was more original

'Renegade' Author Explains How the Book Was Obama's Idea

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy AP: “Renegade,” by journalist Richard Wolffe, says the couple’s marriage was strained by Barack Obama’s unsuccessful 2000 run for Congress. Wolffe writes that Michelle Obama “hated the failed

'NewsBusted' 5/22/09 — Fake News from the Right

In this episode, “NewsBusted” covers: President Obama, military tribunals, Dick Cheney, C.I.A., budget deficits, robot surgery, Nancy Pelosi, Congress, CraigsList, illegal immigrants, Michelle Obama, Maxim magazine, Wanda Sykes, Mia Farrow, and Kirstie Alley. [youtube g6A6bBN-BRg nolink]

'NewsBusted' 5/15/09 — Fake News from the Right

In this episode, “NewsBusted” covers: Obama’s Egypt speech, Massachussetts welfare, conservatives, Republicans, GOP, Michelle Obama, Sesame Street, Barbara Walters, Anderson Cooper, Rosie O’Donnell, Kelly McGillis, and Simon Cowell. [youtube 5IH7SIOoejw nolink]

Warning: This Post is Not Funny

A lot has been written lately about how comedy writers are having a hard time finding humor in President Obama. “He’s just too competent,” they say. The answer is obvious. They, on the left, are having trouble making fun of

Celebutard of the Week: Michelle Obama

What’s the matter, Michelle? Did the White House food taster quit? Michelle Obama really, really likes life in the White House, what with all the toadies and underlings scampering under foot. The mystery is how did she ever manage before

Obama Porn

In 1964 Justice Potter Stewart in the case of Jacobellis v. Ohio, which involved the showing of a French film titled “The Lovers,” is quoted as saying, “Hard-core pornography is hard to define, but I know it when I see

The Obamas' Royal Mythology

Last week, while Barack Obama was busy apologizing for America and lauding the laughable hokum of “Europe’s leading role in the world” in front of qualified world leaders at the G20 summit, Michelle Obama was apparently charming the unmentionables off

Daily Gut: Eminem

So in Eminem’s comeback video, there’s a scene featuring him in bed with a Sarah Palin clone, post-coital presumably – but here’s the real cool part: he breaks wind. How edgy. How in your face. Way to speak truth to

Wax Michelle Obama Makes Her Debut at Madame Tussauds

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy US News and World Report: Michelle Obama, the wax edition, makes her debut in Washington this Tuesday at the Madame Tussauds wax museum. It took artists four months

Rap Is Crap

Today, Grammy-winning rapper T.I. (Total Imbecile? Thug Idiot?) was sentenced to 18 months behind bars for illegally owning machine guns and silencers. In the aftermath of his arrest, prosecutors informed T.I. that he could serve two decades in prison; he

Liberal Bait and Switch

I got a question about these embryos we’re going to destroy in the name of science. Are they white, or black? Hey, it don’t matter to me; they all look the same. But I really don’t want to get into

Let Us Not Praise Famous Men (Or Women)

The way that liberal politicians and Hollywood celebrities carry on over the plight of poor people, you might easily get the idea that they actually know some. They don’t. Why would they when they only hang around with each other?