Liberal Democrats

It is “quite clearly” the case that women can have penises, the head of the left-wing Liberal Democrats has claimed.

The British people are more united on immigration being “too high” than on any other issue, polls suggest – but their political class are continuing to give them more and more of it. 

Former British Deputy PM turned Facebook (Meta) executive Sir Nick Clegg has been accused of accepting bribes from the adult website OnlyFans.

Polling has revealed that Boris Johnson would annihilate his would-be World Economic Forum-linked replacements if he was in the Conservative Party leadership race.

One UK minister has been slammed as being “out of touch” with the general public after issuing “patronising” advice that people should buy cheaper food to fight inflation.

Right-wing populists will be the single greatest threat to the UK’s Conservative Party during the next election, a new think tank report has found.

Sir Nick Clegg, the discredited deputy prime minister turned Silicon Valley bigwig, has been promoted by Facebook’s parent company to a senior global position under the direct supervision of tech billionaire Mark Zuckerberg.

A UK council has voted to only serve vegan food at official events due to the high greenhouse gas emissions of meat and dairy

Tories lost a seat that had been blue for the whole of modern UK political history, with pundits blaming Coronavirus scandals and tax rises.

The Liberal Democrats are now the bookies’ favourite to win in the Conservative stronghold of North Shropshire in Thursday’s by-election, according to reports, following weeks of allegations that Boris Johnson’s government had broken lockdown rules last winter while the rest of Britain was forced to cancel Christmas gatherings.

The Conservatives had been defying conventional logic, winning by-elections while in government — a rare achievement — but now they have been soundly defeated in a safe seat by a minor party, analysis suggests, on the small matter of the countryside being swallowed whole by development. Will the Tories’ big-money donors in the construction industry come to haunt them?

In a surprising result, Boris Johnson’s Conservatives has been easily defeated in a special election for a seat that it has held for decades.

Facebook comms boss Sir Nick Clegg fell upwards to the role from his previous post as the Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.

The Liberal Democrats have criticised the Johnson administration for considering domestic vaccine passports, saying it “takes advantage” of Britons’ desperation to get back to normal life and that when it comes to personal data, the government should not be trusted.

London Mayoral candidate Brian Rose was fined on Sunday for allegedly breaching the city’s draconian coronavirus lockdown restrictions.

The leader of the Liberal Democrats, which branded the Leave vote a “national humiliation”, is campaigning to bring back freedom of movement with the EU, opening up migration to an unlimited number of Europeans to live and work in the UK.

A Cameron-era law that left Britain’s government paralysed and Brexit at the mercy of Parliament is being repealed.

Former British deputy prime minister of turned Vice President for Global Affairs and Communications at Facebook, Sir Nick Clegg, was allegedly involved in the tech giant’s decision to censor the New York Post article exposing details about the Biden family.

Sir Ed Davey has won the Liberal Democrat race, meaning for the first time in over a century two political parties are led by knights of the realm. 

The family of a 17-year-old boy, who was hacked to death with a machete in broad daylight in London, has called for increased levels of stop and search from police to prevent further bloodshed.

The Hong Kong government — a puppet of the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) — has hired an anti-Brexit strategist in an effort to revive its dwindling global reputation after the imposition of a draconian national security law which stripped the city of its freedoms and autonomy.

Ed Davey, the acting leader of the Liberal Democrats, reported Brexit Leader Nigel Farage to Kent Police for allegedly breaking the national quarantine rules for having a pint in a pub on Saturday.

Liberal Democrat leader Sir Edward ‘Ed’ Davey is attempting to use the Chinese coronavirus pandemic as an excuse to delay Britain’s true exit from the European Union, arguing that a two-year delay is “just common sense”.

A Liberal Democrat politician attempting to curry favour by observing Ramadan in “solidarity” with Muslims during the coronavirus lockdown badly misstepped by tagging the Muslim Council of Britain in a picture of his bacon and eggs breakfast.

Sir Edward ‘Ed’ Davey, acting leader of the Liberal Democrats, has received criticism after revealing that he is fasting “for the holy month of Ramadan” in “solidarity with Muslims” affected by the coronavirus lockdown.

Globalist Tony Blair has said that the Labour Party needs to move away from its far-leftist stance and suggested a “progression coalition” with the anti-Brexit Liberal Democrats.

A Liberal Democrat Member of the House of Lords has pronounced that post-Brexit Britain will be “reminiscent” of Nazi-era Germany, saying that people are “crying” themselves to sleep in fear of what the UK will look like after leaving the European Union.

The anti-Brexit party The Independent Group For Change, formerly Change UK (CUK), will be disbanded after winning no seats in the 2019 general election.

Every politician backed and campaigned for by actor Hugh Grant lost their seat in Thursday’s UK General Election, after the Love Actually star took to the streets to support candidates who shared his anti-Brexit vision.

Liberal Democrats leader Jo Swinson has lost her seat in the House of Commons, after pushing policies including overturning Brexit without even a second referendum and allowing people to change gender at will.

The Liberal Democrats have received £100,000 in donations from Ferring Pharmaceuticals, a Swiss company that produces triptorelin, a puberty-blocking drug given to children.

The Chairman of Migration Watch UK speaking to Breitbart London said that the Labour Party’s immigration policies would be “disastrous” for the United Kingdom and called the Liberal Democrats’ plans “absurd”.

Liberal Democrats leader Jo Swinson has admitted that Nigel Farage standing down hundreds of candidates may stop her for taking Tory seats.

The Liberal Democrats want to make it legal to change sex at will and force all schools to introduce gender-neutral uniforms.

Hollywood actor Hugh Grant has taken to the campaign trail, fighting against the pro-sovereignty Brexit movement, supporting the Liberal Democrats and the anti-Brexit Tory defector Dominic Grieve.

The Liberal Democrats have reportedly backed down on campaigning to cancel Brexit amidst negative reactions from voters on the doorstep and a drop in the polls.