The Onion Critiques Jaws
You thought Jaws was a film about man facing his darkest fears, about nature's power over us and the long arc of tragic destiny...well no. Clearly you weren't paying attention. Let the Onion explain.
This is reminiscent of Quentin Tarantino's take on Top Gun. That or someone at the Onion has been reading Salon. In case you missed it, Salon's film reviewer recently accused the horror film The Conjuring of being part of the right's war on women or something.