Chocolate

Incoming freshmen at George Mason University attended an orientation event during which they were encouraged to use chocolate to spice up their sex lives.

WARSAW, Poland: The major A2 highway was closed Wednesday after a tanker truck overturned, splitting open and spilling its cargo over the roadway — 12 tonnes of liquid chocolate.

Pro-EU supermarket chain Sainsbury’s has opted to swap the term ‘Easter eggs’ for ‘Chocolate eggs’, telling customers this is a more accurate description of the product.

Barely has the year begun and already the climate alarmist propaganda machine is up to its old tricks, trying to scare you with made up science stories promising global warming-related doom and gloom…

Contents: In scathing criticism of Pakistan, Trump administration cuts $255 million in aid; US-Pakistan relations at a crossroad; Ohhhhhhhh noooooo! Chocolate may be extinct by 2050!

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BUCHAREST, Romania (AP) — Romanian border guards have discovered 48 Iraqi citizens hidden away in a truck that officially was transporting boxes of chocolate.

After denouncing Breitbart News in Reno, Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton refused to answer reporters’ questions about her wild accusations, instead offering them chocolates.

Chocolate lovers in Vancouver have apparently found a new way to enjoy their chocolate treats. A candy store in that great Canadian city is now offering a snortable chocolate.