Climate Crazies

Greta Thunberg has been charged once again with disobeying a police order in Sweden after being found guilty of a similar offence in July.

The wildfires that have ravaged the Spanish tourist island of Tenerife were a result of arson, a local official has admitted.

A leftist agitator allegedly acting on behalf of Extinction Rebellion stormed the stage of the National Conservatism Conference on Monday.

There is nothing more “narcissistic, degenerate and evil” than those who push abortion over climate change, Eva Vlaardingerbroek said.

Police vehicles were torched and clashes were seen as thousands of officers squared off with radical climate change activists on Saturday.

Radical climate activists attempted to hijack a televised Christmas service in the hopes of preaching their green agenda, police say.

Police in Germany reportedly now fear the possibility of a leftist or eco-extremist terror attack occurring in the country.

Radical climate activists in Germany are now endangering people’s lives in Berlin, the head of a police union in the city has said.

A senior officer within London’s police force has begged the UK public to refrain from taking the fight against climate crazy protesters into their own hands.

A minister within Germany’s ruling leftist coalition government has demanded fracking be legalised to try and boost gas supplies in the country.

The UK government’s Net Zero green agenda plans risk exposing the country to “critical risk”, a report drafted by MPs has claimed.

To the delight of green agenda advocates, fracking has once again been banned in England by the UK’s new Prime Minister despite the country facing a serious energy crisis.

Arch-Brexiteer Nigel Farage has warned of the possibility of “eco-terrorism” after climate crazies vandalised a think tank building in London.

Four climate crazies have been arrested after using cake to vandalise a wax statue of the King in Madame Tussauds.

All school meals are to be meatless from now on in the German city of Freiburg, with authorities mandating vegetarian-only menus from 2023.

Britain’s Home Secretary has blamed the “tofu-eating wokerati” in Britain for causing the widespread climate crazy protests currently blocking major roadways in the country.

Germany’s left-wing Chancellor has ordered that his country’s three remaining nuclear power plants be kept online beyond the end of this year in a move that has prompted outrage from climate crazies.

Dutch schoolchildren have been fed mealworms as part of a behavioural change programme backed by the government.

Greta Thunberg has said that she would like to see Germany continue using its remaining nuclear power plants, despite green agenda loving politicians in the country angling for them to be shut down.

U.S. President Joe Biden arrived at the funeral of Queen Elizabeth II in a massive motorcade while other leaders and foreign royalty were forced to take the bus.

Heavy industry experts have warned the European Commission that the EU faces the danger of “permanent deindustrialisation” should Brussels not act now to save the sector.

Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán has said that Europe must “fight the fundamentalist greens” if it hopes to solve its energy crisis.

Foreign bigwigs looking to attend the Queen’s funeral have been asked to leave their private jets at home by the UK government.

Germany’s economic and climate minister has angrily lashed out at Angela Merkel’s former Christian Democratic Union party, describing it as being responsible for “16 years of energy policy failure”.

Climate crazies across the UK government and civil service have demanded that the country’s new Prime Minister keeps pushing their net zero green agenda.

Boris Johnson is reportedly set to beg that the future leadership of Britain keep pushing his net zero green agenda, despite the fact that the country faces a crippling energy crisis.

The French prime minister has announced that the government is dedicating an extra €1.5 billion to the state’s green agenda despite the country’s ongoing cost of living crisis.

Britain’s climate-driven push for more solar farms is now risking the country’s food security, the head of the state’s environment committee has claimed.

Despite the seismic shift towards pushing green agenda talking points from bigwigs worldwide, activist Greta Thunberg has now claimed that the so-called “climate crisis” is still “absent” from public debate.

A senior minister in France has demanded that the country create 3,000 ‘green police’ posts in the face of global warming.

At least one Ikea in Germany has told its customers not to eat french fries, with the massive corporation complaining that the food is bad for the climate.

Those taking the German government to task over the ongoing gas crisis have been branded as the “new enemies of the state” by one minister in the country.

A senior Eurocrat has called for a “Civil Protection Force” directly under the control of Brussels to be established to fight the impact of climate change.

Over 100 people have been arrested by police in relation to demonstrations resisting EU green agenda plans that will see Dutch farmers lose their livelihoods.

Elected representatives in the Netherlands have grilled the country’s government over exactly how many farms will be forced to close to satisfy the EU’s Great Reset green agenda.

Dutch police have arrested two individuals who are suspected of dumping waste on one of the country’s highways during a farmer protest against EU green agenda rules.